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A doctor that uses big medical jargon to demonstrate that they went to medical school and you did not.
Doc: "Looks like you are suffering from Myalgic Encephalomyelitis."
Patient: "Oh my gosh, am I dying? How long do I have to live?"
Doc: "Naw, you're fine! You're just tired all the time."
Patient: "You're such a cocktor."
Cocktor by moreritz January 20, 2015
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A urologist; a specialist whose area of expertise is the genitourinary system. Also known as a pecker checker.
Dude, that bitch gave me syphilis and now I need to get a referral to the cocktor to check it out.
Cocktor by Dr House October 9, 2012
a doctor that is very skilled in medicine and sex
Doctor Tanner is a world wide hero for his cure for cancer and a cocktor as well
cocktor by Iharne K.G Ramms June 17, 2009
A doctor that specializes in cock(the male genital).

They say there is a 5% chance they will perform cock and ball torture on you when you pay them a visit.
Friend: mate why are you scratching your ball's?
Me: They are itchy! Maybe i need to go and see the cocktor.
Friend: Make sure they won't torture you're balls.
Me: Thanks, i appreciate it!
Cocktor by Desiretonut September 21, 2021
when you get so much pussy you feel like you can fly
I got so much pussy last night i feel like cocktor
cocktor by Kamran Omidi November 11, 2007

cocktor beam

Much like a tractor beam that we see in sci fi movies, a cocktor beam is what girls get caught in when they're near their boyfriend/crush/husband or really anyone that's giving them sexy vibes or actual cock.
We're not gonna see Karen again for a while. She's caught up in Steve's cocktor beam.
cocktor beam by Dj Ktown February 2, 2017

Flaming Cocktor Pepper 

The act of masturbating with a flammable jelly. Seconds before climax, ignite the jelly and continue until you're finished.
A couple of cocktails, a nice adult video and a Flaming Cocktor Pepper is all he needs for a good time.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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