A
doctor that uses
big medical
jargon to demonstrate that they went to medical school and you did not.
Doc: "Looks like you are suffering from Myalgic Encephalomyelitis."
Patient: "Oh my gosh, am I dying? How long do I have to live?"
Doc: "Naw, you'
re fine! You'
re just
tired all the time."
Patient: "You're such a cocktor."