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A doctor that uses big medical jargon to demonstrate that they went to medical school and you did not.
Doc: "Looks like you are suffering from Myalgic Encephalomyelitis."
Patient: "Oh my gosh, am I dying? How long do I have to live?"
Doc: "Naw, you're fine! You're just tired all the time."
Patient: "You're such a cocktor."
Cocktor by moreritz January 20, 2015
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A urologist; a specialist whose area of expertise is the genitourinary system. Also known as a pecker checker.
Dude, that bitch gave me syphilis and now I need to get a referral to the cocktor to check it out.
Cocktor by Dr House October 9, 2012
a doctor that is very skilled in medicine and sex
Doctor Tanner is a world wide hero for his cure for cancer and a cocktor as well
cocktor by Iharne K.G Ramms June 17, 2009
A doctor that specializes in cock(the male genital).

They say there is a 5% chance they will perform cock and ball torture on you when you pay them a visit.
Friend: mate why are you scratching your ball's?
Me: They are itchy! Maybe i need to go and see the cocktor.
Friend: Make sure they won't torture you're balls.
Me: Thanks, i appreciate it!
Cocktor by Desiretonut September 21, 2021
when you get so much pussy you feel like you can fly
I got so much pussy last night i feel like cocktor
cocktor by Kamran Omidi November 11, 2007

cocktor beam

Much like a tractor beam that we see in sci fi movies, a cocktor beam is what girls get caught in when they're near their boyfriend/crush/husband or really anyone that's giving them sexy vibes or actual cock.
We're not gonna see Karen again for a while. She's caught up in Steve's cocktor beam.
cocktor beam by Dj Ktown February 2, 2017

Flaming Cocktor Pepper 

The act of masturbating with a flammable jelly. Seconds before climax, ignite the jelly and continue until you're finished.
A couple of cocktails, a nice adult video and a Flaming Cocktor Pepper is all he needs for a good time.
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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