Mr.Guy_Boyman's definitions

cockito

a recently coined word by the latinos meaning small cock

let's observe:
latina: oh, baby let's make love
some asian: sure mamita
latina: oh no, this won't do, you have a cockito

by Mr.Guy_Boyman February 12, 2015

carpal tunnel syndrome

is a wrist and/or arm injury caused by making love to oneself

It's Valentine's day...there will be surge of carpal tunnel syndrome cases.

by Mr.Guy_Boyman December 13, 2014

pussy quota

the amount of pussy needed to be seen, touched, smelled, licked or fucked to stay fit and healthy.

Dr. Phil recommends a pussy quota of 10 per day.

by Mr.Guy_Boyman January 22, 2015

mugshot look

when someone is trying to act normal in public after doing something terrible

John: What's wrong with Eusebio today?
Pablito: I don't know, but I know that look. A mugshot look.
John: OK now I'm scared.
Eusebio: i didn't do it I swear!

by Mr.Guy_Boyman December 15, 2014

PETA

A chinese man yelling at his friend named Peter

PETA!! you still owe me the ramen you ate at my restaurant!!

by Mr.Guy_Boyman December 13, 2014

human fuel

a more technical term for fart

her human fuel has been exhausted when she used it to create a huge flame, entertaining everyone.

by Mr.Guy_Boyman February 27, 2015