cockmatics
cockmatics by Mish July 1, 2004
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Cockmatosed
A situation where you’ve had so much cock over a short period of time , it leaves you in a cock coma
I had a terrible situation with Christine last night. We had a sex session over the weekend, consistently, and as we were lying in bed, she became Cockmatosed. An ambulance took her off, I just hope she is ok.
Cockmatosed by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019
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cockmatized
When a person is hypnotized by cock, and is either obsessed with sex or stays with someone longer than they should because of sex.
Girl 1: Why is Jane staying with him? He's such a jerk to her sometimes.
Girl 2: Jane is cockmatized, thats why. She can't see past the sex.
Girl 2: Jane is cockmatized, thats why. She can't see past the sex.
cockmatized by Jen H July 19, 2009
Cockmagician
a cockmagician is somebody who takes cocks and makes them magically disappear in holes that cocks aren't meant to disappear in.
2.Somebody who is extremely homosexual.
2.Somebody who is extremely homosexual.
Cockmagician by AllThatRemains22 June 10, 2009
COCKMATASLE
COCKMATASLE by AkTiON_ December 22, 2009
cockmatician
a male or female in a room of strangers that starts blowing one cock, and over a brief period of time will begin to add, almost magically, to the number of cocks in their face. Subtracting from the number of cocks in face is also acceptable.
The way that Scott got all those dudes to mysteriously put cock in his face was crazy. That guy is a real cockmatician!
cockmatician by Apoo Benji Hill June 24, 2012
CockMantis
Large Cockroach/Praying Mantis hybrid usually found dwelling near fast food restaurants in the early morning.
CockMantis by Chris Ivester May 29, 2008
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