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Cockmatosed 

A situation where you’ve had so much cock over a short period of time , it leaves you in a cock coma
I had a terrible situation with Christine last night. We had a sex session over the weekend, consistently, and as we were lying in bed, she became Cockmatosed. An ambulance took her off, I just hope she is ok.
Cockmatosed by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

cockmatized 

When a person is hypnotized by cock, and is either obsessed with sex or stays with someone longer than they should because of sex.
Girl 1: Why is Jane staying with him? He's such a jerk to her sometimes.
Girl 2: Jane is cockmatized, thats why. She can't see past the sex.
cockmatized by Jen H July 19, 2009

COCKMATASLE 

A Jerk, Asswhole.
A bad word for someone.
Look at the COCKMATASLE.
You're a COCKMATASLE.
COCKMATASLE by AkTiON_ December 22, 2009

cockgantic 

A pleasantly surprisingly large size or amount
They gavr me a cockgantic amount of ice cream .
cockgantic by All laced up September 24, 2017

cockmatician 

a male or female in a room of strangers that starts blowing one cock, and over a brief period of time will begin to add, almost magically, to the number of cocks in their face. Subtracting from the number of cocks in face is also acceptable.
The way that Scott got all those dudes to mysteriously put cock in his face was crazy. That guy is a real cockmatician!
cockmatician by Apoo Benji Hill June 24, 2012

COCKANITIS 

Cockanitis is a really big poop/shit.

Tends to smell really putrid and ransid
Yo, i just ate 3 quater pounders with cheese and i just took the biggest cockanitis of my life.

Yo, is that you who smells like cockanitis?!
COCKANITIS by Torretorredurr October 26, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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