cockattack

When an unknown species of women runs up to you in school hallways and grabs your penis. she then continues to run with a hard grasp on your penis down the hallway. usually resulting in your nuts falling into your stomach, slight scaring, or a missing penis.

Chucky: OMG! John just got cockattacked by that ugly animal Cori!
Andrea: OMG! NO! i need that!
Cori: hahaha i've got your penis!
John: ow! ow! ow! Holy shit! my penis is gone!!!

by Elizabeth Mary Grace December 12, 2005

cockstacker

One who stacks cocks, for the purposes of enjoying them one after the other.

"Do you know Ian?" "Yeah. The guy's a total cockstacker."

by B Sinclair February 7, 2007

crackattack

The sudden, unstoppable need to use crack cocaine.

I was on my way home to see my wife when I was hit by a crackattack, so I called my dealer and got high instead.

by Jason Corrigall December 7, 2006

cock attack

When a male gets so overwhelmingly aroused that it is harmful to his health.

Dude, between that blonde chick and my freshman mentor I about had a cock attack today.

by Cory Diaz September 17, 2010

Cockstacking

A fun game in which you have a group of men from largest to smallest sit on each others lap having their erect penis inserted into the next gentleman's rectum with the largest person being on the bottom so that he acts like the base of a tree. From there the next largest gentleman would sit on the lap of the "base" with the base's erect penis in the rectum of the next largest so that he is locked in place. This act will continue until the smallest person climbs to the top like the star on a Christmas tree.

Hey guys I have a great idea! Let's do some cockstacking and see how high we get!

by Surfnpuff August 27, 2011

Cock-attack

It's like a heart-attack but on your cock.
It's happens when something so powerful makes you fap too much...

Can you imagine a movie with Angelina Jolie, Mila Jovovich, Mila Kunis,Cara Delevigne and Lucy Liu??
Stop it man, I'm about to have a cock-attack.

by pegasus-san September 29, 2017

Crackattack

An appalling and uncomfortable person or situation to be around usually enhanced by substance abuse.Can be used to describe a situation and or person. Relating to: a ridiculous outburst, an ongoing issue of insanity, or an unproductive otherwise useless person with terrorist tendencies and drug related issues. Can be a verb and or title/description.

1) She is a total crackattack.

2) I had to call the police because I was crackattacked.

3) There are too many crackattacks at this bar, we should leave.

etc...

by trumessenger January 13, 2011