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cock attack 

When a male gets so overwhelmingly aroused that it is harmful to his health.
Dude, between that blonde chick and my freshman mentor I about had a cock attack today.
cock attack by Cory Diaz September 17, 2010

Cock Attach

The process through which one hooks a guy up with a girl. This is most often a path of retribution after severe and unnecessary Cock Blocking.
John: "Dude that was a total cock block. Your such an asshole."

Joe: "My bad bro, ill cock attach you later."
Cock Attach by Caesar1911 October 1, 2011

cockattack 

When an unknown species of women runs up to you in school hallways and grabs your penis. she then continues to run with a hard grasp on your penis down the hallway. usually resulting in your nuts falling into your stomach, slight scaring, or a missing penis.
Chucky: OMG! John just got cockattacked by that ugly animal Cori!
Andrea: OMG! NO! i need that!
Cori: hahaha i've got your penis!
John: ow! ow! ow! Holy shit! my penis is gone!!!
cockattack by Elizabeth Mary Grace December 12, 2005

cackattack

an exclamation, expressing frustration or anger
man:your arm just fell off.
woman:cackattack!
cackattack by Brian Godfrey July 21, 2004

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008