cobsot 

18th Century slur against Northerners.

"Out of my drawing room, you vile cobsot!"

cobsot by Ranlop December 9, 2017

Cobson 

Formerly just a 'jak based on a character from The Lawnmower Man, Cobson is an extremely controversial 'jak. Starting out as an ordinary jak, Cobson soon gained a following who considered him a "god tier wojack". Notable for having stolen the 10,000,000 get on /s4s/. However, Cobson started to be associated with BBC spam, which he has become known for, likely due to astroturfing. Later, MAPson also emerged with numerous edits of Cobson portrayed as a MAP were shilled, and is associated with 'p spam. Due to this, many people vehemently dislike Cobson since these edits have become more popular than normal Cobson. There still are rare Cobson gems such as the Cobtable, but BBCson and MAPson have arguably overshadowed them.

Person 1: Cobson is a god tier wojack!
Person 2: Coalson albeit, HWNBAG

Cobson by swedishwin September 21, 2022

CobStand 

The place where everyone makes cob jokes and everyone names have cob in their name. To find the source of the cob town visit PigStand.

The CobStand is a place to hangout with people.

CobStand by WordsthatareRandom May 24, 2019

Cobstipation 

Cobstipation is when one eats too much corn on the cob which results in a back up storage of corn in the gut, resulting in a constant supply of corn in faeces.

Also see cobstipated.

“I love eating corn but I have eaten way too much and corn is constantly in the poo. I am suffering from cobstipation.”

Cobstipation by Thecornwhisperers_RyanLiraKym December 25, 2018

cobscottle 

A cobscottle is a device of wood or wire and cloth that is used to frighten horses.

He pulled out a cobscottle and their horses stampeded.

cobscottle by Gludge November 13, 2011

cobot 

Corporate Robot. Someone who takes what corporate says as gospel rather than being able to think for themselves.

Corporate sends out a memo regarding dress code with a typographical error saying skirts must be higher than 6 inches above knees. The next day all women dress like streetwalkers. These people are cobots.

cobot by Samiaminnewark March 25, 2008

cobster 

the guy at the barbecue who steals all the corn and falls while tryna hop the fence. also an insult to big socks bobby and g cuzzo aj😉😉.

he just takes those bong rips like a cobster!!

cobster by g cuzzo December 22, 2020