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Cobson
Formerly just a 'jak based on a character from The Lawnmower Man, Cobson is an extremely controversial 'jak. Starting out as an ordinary jak, Cobson soon gained a following who considered him a "god tier wojack". Notable for having stolen the 10,000,000 get on /s4s/. However, Cobson started to be associated with BBC spam, which he has become known for, likely due to astroturfing. Later, MAPson also emerged with numerous edits of Cobson portrayed as a MAP were shilled, and is associated with 'p spam. Due to this, many people vehemently dislike Cobson since these edits have become more popular than normal Cobson. There still are rare Cobson gems such as the Cobtable, but BBCson and MAPson have arguably overshadowed them.
Cobson by swedishwin September 21, 2022
Related Words
cobsot • cobster • cobot • cobscottle • Cobson • COBSOYS • CobStand • Cobstipation • Cobston • c.o.b.s.t.l.
CobStand
The place where everyone makes cob jokes and everyone names have cob in their name. To find the source of the cob town visit PigStand.
CobStand by WordsthatareRandom May 24, 2019
Cobstipation
Cobstipation is when one eats too much corn on the cob which results in a back up storage of corn in the gut, resulting in a constant supply of corn in faeces.
Also see cobstipated.
Also see cobstipated.
“I love eating corn but I have eaten way too much and corn is constantly in the poo. I am suffering from cobstipation.”
Cobstipation by Thecornwhisperers_RyanLiraKym December 25, 2018
cobscottle
He pulled out a cobscottle and their horses stampeded.
cobscottle by Gludge November 13, 2011
cobot
Corporate Robot. Someone who takes what corporate says as gospel rather than being able to think for themselves.
Corporate sends out a memo regarding dress code with a typographical error saying skirts must be higher than 6 inches above knees. The next day all women dress like streetwalkers. These people are cobots.
cobot by Samiaminnewark March 25, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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