Cobstipation is when one eats too much corn on the cob which results in a back up storage of corn in the gut, resulting in a constant supply of corn in faeces.
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Also see cobstipated.
“I love eating corn but I have eaten way too much and corn is constantly in the poo. I am suffering from cobstipation.”
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The president signed the constipation proclamation stating all must eat vegetables and fruits, and things high in bran
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Losing the ability to poop when you lose that home field advantage.
May be a result of changes in eating and drinking habits, elevation, fiber intake, stress, etc.
Vacation constipation is usually followed by a glacier dump.
May be a result of changes in eating and drinking habits, elevation, fiber intake, stress, etc.
Vacation constipation is usually followed by a glacier dump.
I'm having a horrible case of vacation constipation...can't wait to get back home and drop a couple belt notches.
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Get the constipation mug.When a Call of Duty (COD) kill is so epic, that all you can hear from other players is loud groaning, as if they were suffering from constipation. On rare occasions, when the kill is too epic for CODstipation alone, players actually are so excited that they shit themselves.
Cam: Oh, look at this! It's a Tomahawk Game winning kill!
Will: (groans)
Cam: Sounds like someone has CODstipation
Will: (groans)
Cam: Sounds like someone has CODstipation
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Get the CODstipation mug.Verbal constipation is when you have a lot on your mind to say but you ether don't have the courage to say it or simply choose not to. Verbal constipation when pent up can cause depression, stress, anger and self doubt ETC.
Shane: Hey did Alex ever get that stuff off his chest to Danielle?
Josiah: No he has verbal constipation man... He haven't said a word and he is really down on himself.
Josiah: No he has verbal constipation man... He haven't said a word and he is really down on himself.
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