eating corn

Eating a chick out. It gets its name because the imaginary action eating corn and the imaginary motion lickin pussy look alike. When eating corn (and the cob is horizontal)your two hand are at the end. When eating pussy, your two hands are holding her thighs.

While I was eating corn I squeeze her thighs and pulled.

by Dave the Urban Dictionary Man October 24, 2005

eating corn

oral sex from a man onto a woman

When I ate her corn she discharged.

by David Hanky August 20, 2005

eating corn the long way

Often used in reference to describe the action of cock-gobbling. One who consistently eats corn the long way is a serious cocksucker.

-"Look at Chance dancing with those flamboyantly gay guys... I wonder about him sometimes he acts straight but I'm pretty sure he eats corn on the cob the long way"

-Check out homeboy over there with the bags under his eyes... looks like he's had a rough night of eating corn the long way.

-I'm feelin' salty just watching them eat each other's corn the long way... Butter me up a cob and let's get to gnawing!

by C-Money and The Hauss-man December 23, 2013

Eats Corn the Long way

Fellatio, Oral Sex often as an Insult

Jim Bob eats corn the long way.

by Seano Vox July 19, 2008

Eat The Corn

Something you can write on the bathroom wall at your local bar in the crapper for a qwik laugh.
"EAT THE CORN"

Eat the corn. Drunk people laugh at this.

by LayItonYou March 21, 2007

Eats corn the long way

anything sick that someone does. it doesn't matter what it is, it can be used to describe anything that you think sounds, looks or acts nasty (or sucky).

"dude, your mom eats corn the long way."

"i'm not gay just you eat corn the long way."

"this movie sucks. it totally eats corn the long way."

eating corn the wrong way

by kanga kanga kanga March 11, 2008

eat the corn

hmmmmmmmmm..... I thought this would be self explanatory. I think everyone has heard this expression: That chick is so hot that I would eat the corn out of her shit. Well, thats where this comes from. Its just a shorter version.

1) Baby, you sure are lookin fine tonight... in fact you look so fine I'd "eat the corn".

2) Hey Schmed, looky over there.. she looks like Pam Anderson....man, I'd definitely "eat the corn".

3) Dude, your Mom is so hot...tell her I wanna "eat the corn".

by Ezeerider August 01, 2004