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Formerly just a 'jak based on a character from The Lawnmower Man, Cobson is an extremely controversial 'jak. Starting out as an ordinary jak, Cobson soon gained a following who considered him a "god tier wojack". Notable for having stolen the 10,000,000 get on /s4s/. However, Cobson started to be associated with BBC spam, which he has become known for, likely due to astroturfing. Later, MAPson also emerged with numerous edits of Cobson portrayed as a MAP were shilled, and is associated with 'p spam. Due to this, many people vehemently dislike Cobson since these edits have become more popular than normal Cobson. There still are rare Cobson gems such as the Cobtable, but BBCson and MAPson have arguably overshadowed them.
Person 1: Cobson is a god tier wojack!
Person 2: Coalson albeit, HWNBAG
Cobson by swedishwin September 21, 2022

CobStand 

The place where everyone makes cob jokes and everyone names have cob in their name. To find the source of the cob town visit PigStand.
The CobStand is a place to hangout with people.

Drop a Colston in the Harbour 

To visit the toilet to defecate / have a poo

The term was coined on Twitter by @DaiNewpt after Bristol protestors dumped the statue of slave owner Edward Colston in the sea
I'm off to drop a Colston in the Harbour
a shitty little village near Malmesbury that has fuck all nothing to show for itself.
person 1: "yo, you wanna head into Corston ?"
person 2: " no it's just a field and a pub"
Corston by CheddaChees January 9, 2022

colston crew 

One of Britains most prolific and vicious ever gangs. Based in Newton Abbot with conections all over the UK.
jim: I got bashed by the colston crew
A little boy who always complains and cries while spending daddy's money on 2k. Also fakes injuries like walking on to the field and hurting themselves to play Xbox. Is non athletic and very weak.
Did you see that fool Colston lose that basketball 1v1 by 20?
Colston by Ben Dover 69420 February 24, 2020