clusing 

To remove one's shirt while under the influence of alcohol. Experienced, more aggressive clusers frequently tear off their shirt, rather than taking it off.

"How was your night last night? I could tell you were pretty hammered."
"I'm not sure, but I woke up with my lacoste shirt torn in half. I must have been clusing real hard."

clusing by Man of Gold October 18, 2013

Closing The Goddamn Door 

A memeable referance to the classic song by Panic! At The Disco: "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies"

"Haven't you people ever heard of Closing The Goddamn Door, no?"
"Wtf Brendon! We're at a wedding!"
"Oh yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore."
"Oh dear lord..."

Closing The Goddamn Door by OmgIt'sLeafy December 17, 2016

Closing a Chapter 

Putting the past behind.

Closing a chapter in life can be both difficult and joyous.

Closing a Chapter by GoDressUp June 10, 2013

closing the jar 

Pushing down ones penis to make an erection go away.

Billy was closing the jar before his mom walked in on him.

closing the jar by ER drug April 16, 2017

Cancer Causing Member of Society 

1.A person who is just an absolute beast in whatever he does

2.A person whos actions are so lethal they might as well cause cancer to anyone he approaches

That dude is a beast a monster a straight up Cancer Causing member of Society

Cancer Causing Member of Society by Dom ~Dman January 11, 2009

Clueing 

What a inebriated Consulting Detective looks for.

Clients watch Sherlock get close and personal with Clue.
Client: What is he doing?
Watson: He's clueing for looks.

Clueing by ChairBlogginsThing February 9, 2014

Santa Clausing 

When someone is "trapped" in a chimney a la Santa Claus, with their lower half exposed, preferably dangling. A second person then performs sex acts on them.

This can be done with a real chimney or a fake, specially-made chimney fitted with handles and a harness for support. Holiday cosplay encouraged.

1. To get in the holiday spirit, my husband gets in the chimney and I "Santa Claus" him real good.
2. I used to be into BDSM, but now, I'm mostly into Santa Clausing.

Santa Clausing by KrisKreezy November 22, 2016