5 definitions by Man of Gold
To remove one's shirt while under the influence of alcohol. Experienced, more aggressive clusers frequently tear off their shirt, rather than taking it off.
"How was your night last night? I could tell you were pretty hammered."
"I'm not sure, but I woke up with my lacoste shirt torn in half. I must have been clusing real hard."
"I'm not sure, but I woke up with my lacoste shirt torn in half. I must have been clusing real hard."
by Man of Gold October 18, 2013
A social gathering, typically involving alcohol and/or marijuana, in which women are strictly forbidden.
Kyle: Ay bro, empty house this weekend!
Joe: Oh damn, are you inviting that chick over?
Kyle: No way! I was going to call up the bros for an epic bro night. I was thinking we'd get drunk and moon cars on Sunset Blvd.
Joe: Let's do it!
Joe: Oh damn, are you inviting that chick over?
Kyle: No way! I was going to call up the bros for an epic bro night. I was thinking we'd get drunk and moon cars on Sunset Blvd.
Joe: Let's do it!
by Man of Gold December 18, 2011
The act of consuming an entire Four Loko while in the shower for the purpose of pre-gaming an event. Exiting the shower before the entire drink is consumed is strictly forbidden. Commonly performed before college football games and fraternity day-drinking events.
Example: "We only have 10 minutes to pre-game and get cleaned up. What are we going to do?"
"Shower loko."
"Shower loko."
by Man of Gold September 19, 2013
The act of shotgunning a vodka Red Bull.
Directions:
1) Cut a hole in a can of Red Bull, the same way you'd shotgun a beer
2) Pour out some of the Red Bull (into a cup, not to be wasted)
3) Pour in at least two shots of vodka
4) Gently swish the fluids side to side to mix up the vodka and Red Bull
5) Shotgun it
6) Enjoy a vodka red bull with the cup of red bull you now have on the side
Directions:
1) Cut a hole in a can of Red Bull, the same way you'd shotgun a beer
2) Pour out some of the Red Bull (into a cup, not to be wasted)
3) Pour in at least two shots of vodka
4) Gently swish the fluids side to side to mix up the vodka and Red Bull
5) Shotgun it
6) Enjoy a vodka red bull with the cup of red bull you now have on the side
Wow, apparently I was so drunk and over-caffeinated on Red Bullsheviks that I slapped an old lady last night.
by Man of Gold June 8, 2014
'Hey let's go skiing this weekend!'
'I'm down, should we bring our girlfriends?'
'Fuck no, I'm trying to shred.'
'I'm down, should we bring our girlfriends?'
'Fuck no, I'm trying to shred.'
by Man of Gold November 21, 2013