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Seal clubbing

When an individual who is highly skilled at a task, competes with other people who are relatively new/unskilled at said task. Often used in multiplayer video games.
"Man, John went seal clubbing in tf2 the other day. The other team didn't even know what hit them."
Seal clubbing by Libertyprime1776 February 26, 2015

Street Clubbin’ 

Street Clubbin’
A big weekend event when there are crowds of people on the streets and also inside of the club partying at the same time.
When people are partying in the club and outside of the club at the same location.
Person: Hey! Bro what’s happening tonight?
Person: I heard It’s going to be a Street Clubbin’ party on the west side tonight.
Person: bet, I’ll be there.

BY: GiovanniDYMillYentei

Corona Clubbing 

(verb or noun) Going out clubbing during the coronavirus pandemic/quarantine. This action is often frowned upon and associated with people who do not care or believe in the virus. Corona clubbers are
During this pandemic, I have been corona clubbing for the past year and I am sick of it (pun intended). I can't wait for this thing to be over so I can go back to my regular clubbing ways!
Corona Clubbing by LingDanc803 March 20, 2021

cock clubbing

To beat a defenseless animal to death in the wild with your erect cock
Neal was pissed off with the seagull so he went out cock clubbing its death was imminent
cock clubbing by Therealblund January 30, 2014

Closbian 

A lesbian who has not yet declared her sexuality publically.
Bridget is such a closbian... when is she going to admit she is into Tabitha?
Closbian by Erin McHall April 24, 2009

Clubbing the chimp 

Another term for male masturbation.
I came home early and caught Phil clubbing the chimp while watching a porno.
Clubbing the chimp by Jack Goff September 23, 2006
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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