2 definition by Therealblund

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To beat a defenseless animal to death in the wild with your erect cock

Neal was pissed off with the seagull so he went out cock clubbing its death was imminent

by Therealblund January 30, 2014

When a male puts his ball sack in a teapot full of warm water then his girlfriend blows down the spout its a personal jacuzzi for you balls

Jim put his nuts in a teapot full of warm tea whilst jenny blew down the spout aahhh ballcuzzi

by Therealblund January 09, 2014