When an individual who is highly skilled at a task, competes with other people who are relatively new/unskilled at said task. Often used in multiplayer video games.
"Man, John went seal clubbing in tf2 the other day. The other team didn't even know what hit them."
by Libertyprime1776 February 26, 2015
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The act of heading to the club with the sole purpose of getting a fat chick drunk and then taking her home and banging the shit out of her
RANDY: "hey bill, What are you doing tonight ?" BILL: "me and the guys from work are heading out to do some seal clubbing tonight "
by Super jo jo and friends July 13, 2016
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To go out to a rave with any creature of the suborder "Pinniped".
So a seal walked into a club...

I was on the beach clubbing seals yesterday.

Me and some university friends got drunk and went seal clubbing.
by DJ Ethos October 24, 2006
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"You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead, mate." is one of the most memorable lines from the song, Seal Clubbing.
by Gartenzwerg March 6, 2009
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Very large women that go from one club to another at Pioneer Square.
Damn man those clubbing seals always get in for free, how do they do it?
by blooper July 24, 2003
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Bashing baby harp seals on the head (thereby killing them) for to procure their pelts for garment making.
"Clubbing seals may be brutal, but it pisses off the PETA fuck-ups so I endorse it wholeheartedly"
by HankanatorX July 2, 2003
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Another great American Passtime, Generally targeting baby mammals called seals and bludgeoning them over the head with some form of blunt object.
Other passtimes of the sort include kicking puppies, burning the elderly, or listening to eminem (the only one of which I wouldn't reccomend due to the high amount of cruelty to animals).
Eminem meks nasty freaky stangelove to 12 year old groupies while cascading numbers of men and/or women 'impale' his wife on their 'hot man spikes' (See Manloaf).
by K~ August 10, 2003
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