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When an individual who is highly skilled at a task, competes with other people who are relatively new/unskilled at said task. Often used in multiplayer video games.
"Man, John went seal clubbing in tf2 the other day. The other team didn't even know what hit them."
by Libertyprime1776 February 26, 2015
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To go out to a rave with any creature of the suborder "Pinniped".
So a seal walked into a club...

I was on the beach clubbing seals yesterday.

Me and some university friends got drunk and went seal clubbing.
by DJ Ethos October 24, 2006
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"You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead, mate." is one of the most memorable lines from the song, Seal Clubbing.
by Gartenzwerg March 06, 2009
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The act of heading to the club with the sole purpose of getting a fat chick drunk and then taking her home and banging the shit out of her
RANDY: "hey bill, What are you doing tonight ?" BILL: "me and the guys from work are heading out to do some seal clubbing tonight "
by Super jo jo and friends July 13, 2016
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Bludgeoning someone over the head with a small bat in order to help them sleep.
I ran out of Nyquil and can't sleep. Can you sealclub me honey?

Sealclubbing.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
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