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clret, meaning your a full timed and determined baddie. xoxox
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St. Cletus

The home of the Cardinals. Noteworthy graduates include but are not limited to: Ted Bruce, Tom Brady, Michael Jordan, Ghandi, Buddha, and Jesus Christ. St. Cletus annually takes a shit on lesser Catholic schools in the area such as St. Isaac Jokes, St. John's, and St. Francis. Although they have less students than these other schools they still kick their asses in football except those St. John's pussies who are too afraid to even have a football team.
St. John's kid: Why am i such a little bitch?

Other St. John's kid: Probably because St. Cletus would never admit a loser like me
by Mathlete taco bell October 5, 2009
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nutty cletus

this is where you chew up some goobers (chocolate-covered peanut candy) and spit them up somebody's anus. then they poop the contents of their butthole into your mouth.
man #1: what should we eat while we watch titanic tonight?

man #2: how 'bout some goobers?

man #1: oh i'm sorry we're fresh out due to the huge nutty cletus i gave your wife last night.

man #2: oh.
by cocktupus January 28, 2008
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The Caretaker

That guy who made music about dementia and everyone praised him one year after he stopped doing it
The Caretaker makes cool music.
by The Greying Dog March 4, 2021
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Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"
by notjakelmao November 4, 2020
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Caretrolling

"caretrolling" When you want the world to think that you really care but you just want to be in control of everything for your own self loathing.
My ex wife is a caretrolling bitch
by ssupercharged April 22, 2019
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crethe

Overwhelming grit and grime. An aspect used to describe tasteless muck. Commonly an attribute of anything in an overly saturated market. If static had a personality it would be this.
"I stood up too fast. Now I'm in the crethe's world."

"Crethean garments have taken hold of high fashion and low income art communities across the world."
by grunderbungel February 10, 2020
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