cleet

a one who shall get fucked up the anus after a night of drinking in the hottub

Jamie: i got cleeted last night by this really hott guy.
Alyson: LUCKYY BITCHH!

by veronica and Jimmy October 14, 2006

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cleet

cyber althlete Amateur League AKA CAL is a league for competitive gamers.

cleet stand for cal leet (cal being the league) and (leet) being gewd

dood i was pubbing in this css server and this fucking cleet kid walked in the server and aced 15 kids with a usp only

by i-kno-the-g-spot-:) July 16, 2006

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Cleets

1. Shoes

2. Verb: Running, usually away from something.

3. Sports shoes, used in soccer

1. Yo, you done messed up my cleets!

2. Man i was cleets when i saw that rotweiler coming at me.

3. Cleets are required to participate in todays game.

by Lazarus Vector September 13, 2011

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cleeting

checking out the ladies in an area and rating them using coughs and yawns.
cough-hot
yawn-ok

me and my homie went cleeting at the movies and found hundreds of chicks.

by wickedtoaster July 24, 2005

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Dread Cleet

The small twiddly bits of toilet tissue that linger amongst and cling to the female labia, after she has wiped away urine.

"my, you sure wind up with a lot of dread cleets after using that value brand toilet tissue"
"her labia was hench and she had bare dread cleets gwarnin."
"i love a girl with plenty dread cleets."

by Charberto January 21, 2010

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