cleet

a one who shall get fucked up the anus after a night of drinking in the hottub

Jamie: i got cleeted last night by this really hott guy.
Alyson: LUCKYY BITCHH!

by veronica and Jimmy October 13, 2006

cleet

cyber althlete Amateur League AKA CAL is a league for competitive gamers.

cleet stand for cal leet (cal being the league) and (leet) being gewd

dood i was pubbing in this css server and this fucking cleet kid walked in the server and aced 15 kids with a usp only

by i-kno-the-g-spot-:) July 16, 2006

Cleet

Clown feet

Let me see the cleet (clown feet)

by Burnt lime September 28, 2022

Cleet

A cleet is the male version of a clit.

His cleet is HUGE!!

Can I touch da cleet?

by beatmymeattoshrek July 6, 2024

Cleet

A cleet is the male version of a clit, while referring to a cleet, if the cleet you're referring to is larger than average, you must call it "Da cleet" as to maintain a form of respect towards the individual.

Woah Bob, your cleet is HUGE!
I have da cleet attached to me!
THATS ONE BIG CLEET!

by beatmymeattoshrek July 6, 2024

Dread Cleet

The small twiddly bits of toilet tissue that linger amongst and cling to the female labia, after she has wiped away urine.

"my, you sure wind up with a lot of dread cleets after using that value brand toilet tissue"
"her labia was hench and she had bare dread cleets gwarnin."
"i love a girl with plenty dread cleets."

by Charberto January 21, 2010

Da Cleet

The phrase, "Da Cleet" stands for a man's dick. (CAN BE SHORT BY SAYING "Cleet.") And which clit means a girls pussy.

Woah that boy is so hot, His Da Cleet must be huge.

by Tricky Hawk December 14, 2023