Caretrolling 

"caretrolling" When you want the world to think that you really care but you just want to be in control of everything for your own self loathing.

My ex wife is a caretrolling bitch

Caretrolling by ssupercharged April 22, 2019

Pete Carrolling

verb
1. To get out while the going is good, in a two-faced, cowardly manner
2. To gain advantage, often through underhanded means, and then to esacpe with cowardice while leaving others to deal with the repercussions

1. That USC coach is Pete Carrolling his way to Seattle before the shit hits the fan at USC.

2. After receiving gifts and money under the table, Reggie Bush (and now Joe McKnight) Pete Carrolled out of USC before they could get in trouble with the NCAA.

3. OJ Mayo went Pete Carrolling at Tim Floyd's house.

Pete Carrolling by EZirish January 12, 2010

Pete Carrolling

To be faced with a simple decision against a superior adversary, which leads you to overthink the situation and ultimately make an epically horrible decision.

Instead of running Marshawn Lynch for a Super Bowl win, the Seahawks lost to the Patriots by Pete Carrolling the call.

Pete Carrolling by Madden '76 February 4, 2015

Carrolling 

The act of using adult movies for self pleasure while at school or work.

A pupil walked in on his professor Carrolling in his office one fine afternoon.

Carrolling by justin_69 March 12, 2011