1. a type of red wine
2. also used to describe any thing with a dark red color such as blood
1. a nice claret would go with this
2. that wanker's claret got on me trousers
by Capt. capacitor April 21, 2004
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"oh my god! look at the claret all over the floor!"
by jeremiah September 1, 2003
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Cockney (inner London) slang for blood.
Christ, that bastards got himself nicked! Look at all the claret he's spillin!
by Rohan October 31, 2003
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"There's a lot of claret I see."
-a british cop examining a death scene
by Dave March 26, 2004
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Nickname for Burnley F.C . GREATEST TEAM EVAAAA we we we hate bastard rovers
by burnley December 8, 2003
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The birthchild of Clare
He who has no transport
His name was Claret, he was cooked like his birth mother.
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The ubersexy frontwoman for the New York band Morningwood. Also the best dancer ever (next to Maynard James Keenan of Tool and A Perfect Circle).

Also contributes to Alternative Press magazine.
Holy fuck, have you seen the Jetsetter music video? Chantal Claret is fucking gorgeous.
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