claret 

1. a type of red wine
2. also used to describe any thing with a dark red color such as blood

1. a nice claret would go with this
2. that wanker's claret got on me trousers

claret by Capt. capacitor April 20, 2004

claret 

Blood

"oh my god! look at the claret all over the floor!"

claret by jeremiah September 1, 2003

claret 

Cockney (inner London) slang for blood.

Christ, that bastards got himself nicked! Look at all the claret he's spillin!

claret by Rohan October 31, 2003

claret 

British terminology for blood.

"There's a lot of claret I see."
-a british cop examining a death scene

claret by Dave March 26, 2004

CLARET 

The birthchild of Clare
He who has no transport

His name was Claret, he was cooked like his birth mother.

CLARET by TheProfilerofPerth March 13, 2018

claret sky 

awesome rock band from Vermont consisting of 2 guitarists, bassist, drummer, singer, and keyboardist. Check out an old old recording at www.purevolume.com/claretsky

wow, claretsky is such an awesome band, i think i'll worship them

claret sky by BreakerBreaker November 7, 2004

Claret Mudslide 

A Claret Mudslide is when you use a girls period as lube for anal penetration.

Kirsty - Shark week has arrived.

Ian - It’s ok we can try a Claret Mudslide, I think you will really enjoy it.

Claret Mudslide by Plopperman November 27, 2024