crethe 

Overwhelming grit and grime. An aspect used to describe tasteless muck. Commonly an attribute of anything in an overly saturated market. If static had a personality it would be this.

"I stood up too fast. Now I'm in the crethe's world."

"Crethean garments have taken hold of high fashion and low income art communities across the world."

crethe by grunderbungel February 10, 2020

Incel creche

An incel creche is any online space populated almost entirely by incels, where they can hang out to chat, and feel safe to be their true selves, trade in-jokes and outrage, and to be free from any risk of challenging ideas or criticism.

If you're in-game chat stream is full of bile such as tirades against minority representation, rants that diversity is destoying gaming, homophobic slurs, or outrage at the "woke nonsense" that results ina having a female NPC in a non-sexual role, then you may have accidentally wandered into the incel creche.

"Yeah, I was watching Michael does Life's live stream of Gamescom, but had to kill the live chat - when the Call of Duty preview showed that female sniper it was clear from the misogynistic ranting that I'd stumbled into the incel creche"

Incel creche by RobertAntonWilson August 27, 2021

Cretmeister 

(cret-meister)

A term for describing a person of low intelligence or social aptitude. An idiot, wally, or, in its derived sense, a cretin.

Someone who makes stupid mistakes, or comes out with foolish statements or questions.

"Are you going to the party tomorrow?"
"What? That was last night, ya cretmeister!"

or

"You ever listen to that show, The Absolute Peach?"
"Yeah, that Joe's a right cretmeister!"

Cretmeister by TheAbsolutePeach April 30, 2009

Crete 

Used to describe something that is hot or high in temperature

Man, it’s mad crete in here

Crete by LionToT December 12, 2019

Crete 

An island to the south of mainland Greece that's full of superlatives: beautiful women; interesting costumes; one of the few areas of Greece where the dialects have "ch" and "sh" sounds,unlike pure Greek; and last but not least, very busy-for-the-feet folk dances like Pentozali and Maleviziotikos. Crete is the home of the unusual Minoan civilization, with its red building columns and frequent depictiona of minotaurs and dolphins.

I'm trying to learn the steps to this pentozali from Crete.

Crete by pentozali January 28, 2009

Cretched 

When someone is a creature from lack of social interaction and outdoor activities, they become cretched.

Boy 1- “Where’s Alex?”
Boy 2-“ He’s cretched now lad”

Cretched by Cretched_imp October 21, 2018

crehead 

A person who is very cringy and awkward

Hey Astrid i think you are a crehead

Person 1: Hello Astrid
Astrid: Hi sHHHAhahha
Person 1: ehm... crehead

crehead by Astridiscre December 3, 2020