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Clownies
People that are a mixture between Clubbers and Townies (Cl + ownies). Generally unintelligent, unambitious, and violent when drunk, which is a particularly bad thing since few of their waking hours are spent sober.
Related Words
Clownzee • clownvestite • Clowndes • Clownese • Clowness • Clownfest • clowngress • clowniest • clownmeet • Clownversation
Clownies
Also known as Ratkids.
Refers to a small group of anti social town dwellers that dress in a way which slightly resembles that of a clown. They take other peoples unique qualitys and take them as their own, claiming to be "scene kids" when that just proves that they are stealing other peoples scenes and identities.
How to spot them:
They usually flock around public family places such as; clock towers, parks, shopping centers, toyshops, canals and drive the nice familys away.
They love cheap hair dye, cheap cider, cheap ciggarettes and basically anything cheap.
They also infest social networking sites such as myspace, facebook and bebo usuing what they deem to be clever names that involve aliteration or rhymes (some dont have any of these and are just stupid)...Here are examples of names
ChloeCalamaty/CLOHOE/ChloeChaos. (This specimen kept changing her name to more rediculous phrases)
SamiSabotage
DropDeadDez
KimmyCakes
JoshMosh
AlexAnonymous.
The list goes on
Refers to a small group of anti social town dwellers that dress in a way which slightly resembles that of a clown. They take other peoples unique qualitys and take them as their own, claiming to be "scene kids" when that just proves that they are stealing other peoples scenes and identities.
How to spot them:
They usually flock around public family places such as; clock towers, parks, shopping centers, toyshops, canals and drive the nice familys away.
They love cheap hair dye, cheap cider, cheap ciggarettes and basically anything cheap.
They also infest social networking sites such as myspace, facebook and bebo usuing what they deem to be clever names that involve aliteration or rhymes (some dont have any of these and are just stupid)...Here are examples of names
ChloeCalamaty/CLOHOE/ChloeChaos. (This specimen kept changing her name to more rediculous phrases)
SamiSabotage
DropDeadDez
KimmyCakes
JoshMosh
AlexAnonymous.
The list goes on
Normal person has just bought a nice fitted jacket but then encounters some clownies
CLOWNIE: where'd you get that from? some scum shop? its horrible
Normal person:
no i got it from camden market
Next day:
Clownie2:
whered you get that jacket from?
CLOWNIE:
Camden market, now give me some cider Clohoe and we'll go drive a nice family out of a public park so we can anal.
CLOWNIE: where'd you get that from? some scum shop? its horrible
Normal person:
no i got it from camden market
Next day:
Clownie2:
whered you get that jacket from?
CLOWNIE:
Camden market, now give me some cider Clohoe and we'll go drive a nice family out of a public park so we can anal.
Clownversation
When two absolutely stupidly retarded fuckbuckets are having a conversation.
Two dumb people talking two each other
Two dumb people talking two each other
Clownversation by CrispyCripple March 25, 2020
Clownfest
Dion: "Bruh I just went to Walmart to grab my Ps5 and people were fuckin attacking me n shit"
Mark: "Yeah bro Wally is always a clownfest"
Mark: "Yeah bro Wally is always a clownfest"
Clownfest by laidtorest December 1, 2020
clownvestite
clownvestite by milkfingers November 18, 2009
Clownese
a) The Language of Clowns
b) A language that was concocted by management (Clowns), thus "Clownese". It is generally reserved for management and management's minions.
c) Management Speak; terms, buzz words, jargon, and lingo used by management. A language created by the Clowns within an organization, which are usually the management.
c) The incompetant non-sensical drivel that filters down from upper management; the impenetrable fog of stupidity and bullshit spewed forth by management.
d) A language that normal entry level workers with common sense cannot comprehend because they don't speak Stupid.
b) A language that was concocted by management (Clowns), thus "Clownese". It is generally reserved for management and management's minions.
c) Management Speak; terms, buzz words, jargon, and lingo used by management. A language created by the Clowns within an organization, which are usually the management.
c) The incompetant non-sensical drivel that filters down from upper management; the impenetrable fog of stupidity and bullshit spewed forth by management.
d) A language that normal entry level workers with common sense cannot comprehend because they don't speak Stupid.
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Ratfucker
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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