clownzees 

coolest and best person ever (my best friend) so cool so radical

lets go get dinner
clownzees
what

clownzees by nyewm May 31, 2022

Clownies 

People that are a mixture between Clubbers and Townies (Cl + ownies). Generally unintelligent, unambitious, and violent when drunk, which is a particularly bad thing since few of their waking hours are spent sober.

"It's almost 12:00AM, I'd better walk the dog for a bit before I go to sleep"
"I don't know if that's a good idea... at this time of night you and your dog might get raped by a bunch of drunken Clownies"

Clownies by KrysCobra August 29, 2005

Clownies 

Also known as Ratkids.
Refers to a small group of anti social town dwellers that dress in a way which slightly resembles that of a clown. They take other peoples unique qualitys and take them as their own, claiming to be "scene kids" when that just proves that they are stealing other peoples scenes and identities.

How to spot them:
They usually flock around public family places such as; clock towers, parks, shopping centers, toyshops, canals and drive the nice familys away.

They love cheap hair dye, cheap cider, cheap ciggarettes and basically anything cheap.

They also infest social networking sites such as myspace, facebook and bebo usuing what they deem to be clever names that involve aliteration or rhymes (some dont have any of these and are just stupid)...Here are examples of names

ChloeCalamaty/CLOHOE/ChloeChaos. (This specimen kept changing her name to more rediculous phrases)

SamiSabotage

DropDeadDez

KimmyCakes

JoshMosh

AlexAnonymous.

The list goes on

Normal person has just bought a nice fitted jacket but then encounters some clownies

CLOWNIE: where'd you get that from? some scum shop? its horrible

Normal person:
no i got it from camden market

Next day:
Clownie2:
whered you get that jacket from?

CLOWNIE:
Camden market, now give me some cider Clohoe and we'll go drive a nice family out of a public park so we can anal.

Clownies by Olihime May 5, 2009

Clownversation 

When two absolutely stupidly retarded fuckbuckets are having a conversation.

Two dumb people talking two each other

Bro, look at those two dick lickers having a Clownversation

Clownversation by CrispyCripple March 25, 2020

Clownfest 

An area populated by clowns, goofs, idiots etc.

Dion: "Bruh I just went to Walmart to grab my Ps5 and people were fuckin attacking me n shit"

Mark: "Yeah bro Wally is always a clownfest"

Clownfest by laidtorest December 1, 2020

clownvestite 

A clown whose gender cannot be identified, or, a transexual with way too much makeup on.

I was in the village when I was attacked by a gaggle of clownvestites.

clownvestite by milkfingers November 18, 2009

Clownese 

a) The Language of Clowns

b) A language that was concocted by management (Clowns), thus "Clownese". It is generally reserved for management and management's minions.

c) Management Speak; terms, buzz words, jargon, and lingo used by management. A language created by the Clowns within an organization, which are usually the management.

c) The incompetant non-sensical drivel that filters down from upper management; the impenetrable fog of stupidity and bullshit spewed forth by management.

d) A language that normal entry level workers with common sense cannot comprehend because they don't speak Stupid.

"The boss makes no sense. I wish I spoke Clownese."

"This whole operations and procedures manual is written in Clownese."

Clownese by kitten78 April 23, 2010