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Clownmeet is when you realize that everyone at your place is basically living off you, can't be serious about anything,and if asked,couldn't imagine paying any rent.
Last week I woke up and looked downstairs,there were 5 nonworking idiots,just having a great time,a frickin clownmeet!
clownmeet by Peteandbird June 26, 2023
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Clownfest 

An area populated by clowns, goofs, idiots etc.
Dion: "Bruh I just went to Walmart to grab my Ps5 and people were fuckin attacking me n shit"

Mark: "Yeah bro Wally is always a clownfest"
Clownfest by laidtorest December 1, 2020

clownvestite 

A clown whose gender cannot be identified, or, a transexual with way too much makeup on.
I was in the village when I was attacked by a gaggle of clownvestites.
clownvestite by milkfingers November 18, 2009

clownlet 

A tranny whom is short in stature
I saw a clownlet hanging around the school talking to kids
clownlet by AnonDoxy April 13, 2023

Clownette 

Its the same thing as calling someone a clown, but you use clownette for a girl.
Female version of clown.
Joe: Your a Clown
Kay: No im an girl so im a clownette
Clownette by KAYYYYYY<3 May 21, 2009
A clown that's even more stupid than a circus
Hey look at that clown! It must be a clownzee!
Clownzee by notdenzee August 12, 2019

clownvestite 

a devotee of the hip-hop fashion trend of ‘sagging’, or wearing trousers at half-mast.
Those tousers make him look like a clownvestite
clownvestite by another Ixie June 8, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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