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Clown Stu pid or clowness ooo fuk th at

Adjective- er- est

Fancy adjetive clownessness
Adjetive/ nouns/ adjetive enhancing nouns/verbs/ blahs/ blurbs

1) acting in a way not comprehendable by others : a clown
2) characterized by excessive disregard for their own dignity : a frat guy

3) taking or requiring way more thought than a blond: A soroity girl
4) to perform as a clown: clownster
5) to lack the proper boner : clowner
6) to think that you are some sort of super hero or more than what you really are: what a clownetron or clown respectively
7) to think you are cute and cuddly when your are definetly not : look at that clownymon go
8) the act of performing clownymon gesutres as a group of 2 or more: clownery
9) The act of lazy sloopy sex : that was such clonex
10) to be intellectually impaired but not legally retarded

11) when the thinking process is just not there

Related forms
1) clowny
2) clownster
3) frat guys
4) soroity girls
5) confused
6) clownetron
7) clownymon
8) cloner
9) clownery
10) clownex
11) clownterd

Word orgin and history
4th floor of some hall in some university
1) what a Fu***** clown
2) Look at that guy walking around in circles on his heels, what clowness
3) what a clown he looks like a fruit loop
4) Next morning call.... ( girl) what happened last night?? (guy) you wernt that cute so i coudlnt get it up all the way im sorry for the clowner
5) look at those two very str8 guys giving clownymon gestures to each other.
6) You gave me head and rode me like my blow up doll this was such clownex
7) what are these guys doing witch craft or clownery, seems like clownery, yup def clownery.............umm im out
8) i pushed so hard and felt like i was being raped while in the bath room and a 1/4 inch clownterd came out

9) shit im becoming a clown defining this word
Clowness by Richidinho and tavinho February 27, 2011
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clownass 

Someone who is a complete dumbass.
Or someone who does stupid and worthless things.
He is such a clownass that he failed his science final three times straight.
clownass by Jesus Krist July 3, 2005

clownassnigga 

when someone says something stupid, retarded, dumb or gets fooled by a girl or genually be clowning he is called a clownassnigga
Guy: *sends a text to a girl and she does not respond*
Guy: Oh im sure shes just bussy, she will probably text me back later

Then hes a clownassnigga
clownassnigga by giganticpenis69 October 14, 2019

Clownese 

a) The Language of Clowns

b) A language that was concocted by management (Clowns), thus "Clownese". It is generally reserved for management and management's minions.

c) Management Speak; terms, buzz words, jargon, and lingo used by management. A language created by the Clowns within an organization, which are usually the management.

c) The incompetant non-sensical drivel that filters down from upper management; the impenetrable fog of stupidity and bullshit spewed forth by management.

d) A language that normal entry level workers with common sense cannot comprehend because they don't speak Stupid.
"The boss makes no sense. I wish I spoke Clownese."

"This whole operations and procedures manual is written in Clownese."
Clownese by kitten78 April 23, 2010

clownassery 

A behaviour of acting foolish or childish with a slight sense of humour behind it .mostly common around teens and millennials.
Jasmine: “That’s a lot of clownassery going on “
Emma : what ?! We just talking

Dre: yoooo I spoke to this girl last night and I told her I’d do anything for her at any time broo

Jackson: “broo you’re clownassery is on another level “
clownassery by TillyM March 30, 2020

Cash-cowness 

A player's ability to rise in money in a fantasy competition.
Elijah Taylor has awesome cash-cowness, he'll rise heaps!
Cash-cowness by Wah.D10 July 14, 2011

Clownass 

The act of being such a nutsack to everyone to the point of murder on a stick.
Did you see that clownass Uncle Brian just pull that shit?? What a black clown!!!

Uncle Brian is a complete clownass with all this clownassery he pulls constantly! He’s such a buttfuck.
Clownass by RuckDuck98 June 30, 2019
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