Clownese 

a) The Language of Clowns

b) A language that was concocted by management (Clowns), thus "Clownese". It is generally reserved for management and management's minions.

c) Management Speak; terms, buzz words, jargon, and lingo used by management. A language created by the Clowns within an organization, which are usually the management.

c) The incompetant non-sensical drivel that filters down from upper management; the impenetrable fog of stupidity and bullshit spewed forth by management.

d) A language that normal entry level workers with common sense cannot comprehend because they don't speak Stupid.

"The boss makes no sense. I wish I spoke Clownese."

"This whole operations and procedures manual is written in Clownese."

Clownese by kitten78 April 23, 2010

Clownservative 

Those who deny scientific facts such as coronavirus, global warming, and a round earth. See also: anti-maskers, karens, flat earther.

These republicans are such clownservatives...

Clownservative by The Man the Myth the Meatball July 16, 2020

Clownser

To be a clown and a Loser!

Your a clownser.......

Clownser by AdamsFam71 July 27, 2019

Clownsel 

A counsel made up of (ass)clowns. Whenever a governing body that calls itself a "-counsel" makes a decision that's stupid as shit, it becomes a clownsel.

A good way to refer to a counsel that thinks it has authority to govern, but has proven otherwise through its ineptitude and/or corruption.

ex1:
High school student1: The goddam student clownsel approved the school administration's idea of breath testing all students for alcohol when they enter dances.

Student 2: What the hell? I thought those ass clowns were supposed to represent our interests, not service the dicks of the admin on command.

Student1: Yeah, guess now we'll have to do drugs first instead of drinking. I was hoping to just get by with beer, but the clownsel forced my hand.

ex2:

Homeowner: Three members of the city clownsel just got busted for embezzling our tax dollars, I always knew they were a bunch of no good weasels.

ex3:
College student 1: Did you hear the student clownsel just voted to host a homeless tent city in our parking lot and quad?
student 2: WTF? I paid a shitload of money for my parking spot this quarter and now they get to shit there for free and my car's gonna get trashed.
Student 1: Well I guess the only people who would want to be members of the clownsel are pompous do-gooders with no concept of reality just trying to boost their resume, so it's not too surprising.
Student 3: The president will just veto it when all the parents complain, a clownsel vote doesn't mean shit, they have no real power anyway.

Clownsel by SmellsLikeVictory September 6, 2011

Clownosexual

A sexual orientation in which a male is sexually attracted to cake faces and plastic fantastic women. He is repulsed by the sight of a natural woman.

Why do so many people hate on clownosexuals as being superficial and shallow? Some people happen to lose it at the smell of fresh collagen, it is like an aphrodisiac! They have an appreciation of the art behind real life human caricatures Chemical paint and new technology body sculpting is art on humans!

Clownosexual by van.de.la.savane February 26, 2015

clownself 

clownself is a made up pronoun

“hey man!”
“oh i prefer clownself !”

clownself by bru- November 16, 2020

Clowneyed 

When a large South Carolina Defensive lineman with a number 7 on his chest hits you so hard you form an impression in the earth underneath you. Typically the hit goes viral on YouTube. See ESPN 2013 ESPY Best Play award winner.

Tajh Boyd got Clowneyed several times in the last South Carolina, Clemson game where the Gamecocks continued their winning streak. Rajion Neal of Tennessee and Michigan's Vincent Smith, got Clowneyed during the South Carolina Games.

Clowneyed by humbled Clemson fan October 20, 2013