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clowntard

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1. Someone who is so retarded they should not be employed in a supervisory or managerial position but unfortunately for the rest of the world that must interact with them they are.

2. Someone who should only be employed at the circus or as childrens birthday entertainment.
Durkaeric: The question being is....can a 40 Ton counterweight be carried in a half ton pickup truck?

Joe Blow: Durkaeric is a real effin clowntard isn't he!
clowntard by Vagetarian89 November 19, 2010

clownmander in chief 

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Anytime the commander is chief of any nation is a clown.
The Clownmander in Chief offered to send our soldiers to Mexico to help them with their Bad Hombre problem.
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Clownlord 

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One who has achieved lordship over buffoons by practising unequalled acts of buffoonery.
"Joe, you clownlord, why did you microwave your iPhone?"
Clownlord by jogan6 January 4, 2021

clontarf 

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A clontarf is a feminized liberal male douchebag; a know-it-all phloom who has to have the last word in every conversation; a guy who uses puns, big words, and trivia questions to show everyone how smart he is; a dick weed who always corrects your spelling. Like a black hole, he sucks all other conversation out of the room so that he can only hear himself talk.

See also phloom.
We were laughing our asses off until that clontarf showed up. Fuckin' phloom!
clontarf by Hafsemi Rafsanjani February 28, 2008

Crontard 

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Someone who is hopelessly incompetent when it comes to basic computer tasks.

Not always, but often applies to person(s) born before 1990.
IT guy: Jamie is a complete Crontard. This is the fifth time I have had to walk her through the process of adding contacts into her contact list.
Crontard by EagleAS October 29, 2011

Clownade 

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Synonym for clown show. When a group of people behaves in a cringe manner/inappropriately or communally changing behavior and speech in order to relate to a certain theme.
"Look at all these dorks acting tough ... such a clownade"
Clownade by toma_the_real_g November 4, 2022

hungarian clowncar 

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It's that thing where you have a bunch of midgets in a gangbang inside of a small european car (country non-specific.)
That taxi ride was such a Hungarian Clowncar, these aren't my shoes?!
hungarian clowncar by XCRRTY October 19, 2013
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
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