3 definitions by EagleAS

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Best defined by the Beastie Boys who have a song by the same name. The song is found on their album 'Paul's Boutique'.

People who want things they can't get on their own. So they lie, steal, step on whomever they feel they need to to get whatever it is they are looking for.
Lyrics from the song Car Thief by the Beasties:

Me and my crew out breaking windows
The bingo the lotto you know I'll never win those
Possession is half the law
I had my routines before all y'all
Your whole life is coming apart at the seams
You ain't nothing but a car thief biting routines
I'm a city slicker I ain't no townie
Right now I wish I had another hash brownie
Like Ricky always said you've got to toke and pass
Or Mookie's gonna kick your fuckin' ass
You try to take what isn't yours like a God damn rat
See personally I wouldn't want to go out like that
by EagleAS February 25, 2011
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Someone who is hopelessly incompetent when it comes to basic computer tasks.

Not always, but often applies to person(s) born before 1990.
IT guy: Jamie is a complete Crontard. This is the fifth time I have had to walk her through the process of adding contacts into her contact list.
by EagleAS October 28, 2011
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An acronym for Tanks with Attitudes

A derogatory term used to illustrate what the 14 year old tank is acting like while leading a raid or dungeon run.

Most commonly found in the MMORPG World of Warcraft, but can apply to any of the zillions of other similar games now available on the market.

Signs of a TWAT include comments about your mother or lack of deeps. Sometimes they will follow this by called you a noob, or newb.
Banginurmomz: Hey cocksuckers...who pulled that mob.
Shammywow: Sorry boss, I didn't see that mage coming up the hallway
Banginurmomz: You stupid ass Shammy!! Do us all a favor and fucking kill urself.....oh yeah, ur deeps suck ballz u newb
Shammywow: mmmkay TWAT
by EagleAS March 09, 2010
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