Chowtard

(noun) A person or persons who work at a marine corp mess hall, who have down syndrome/mental retardation.

A retard who works in a cafetaria line on a military base.

Those chowtards told me to take my cover off inside the chow hall.

You're as dumb as a chowtard.

by nasty_nastee August 14, 2009

chowward

To brown nose in a mind-numbingly obsequious manner, esp in an office setting.

"That Chris guy sure is chowarding it up in the boss's office"

by FrodeoClown August 23, 2005

Crowtard

An act of such exceptional stupidity that it will inspire the intelligent people around to lose their cool and retort in kind.

From the words 'Crowbar' and 'Retard'.

First Example:
"Officer, I didn't mean to hurt him, honestly. He just grabbed a crowtard and came at me, and I had to unleash the beast."

Second Example:
First Guy: You know, I seem to have a specific look that I give people that tells them "I'm going to kill you". I wish I could use it at any time.

Second Guy: I, strangely enough, know that feeling. I can do the creepy face that weirds some people out, and makes some people look at me like I'm insane or just ridiculous, but that heartless 'I really want you dead' look kinda has to be pried out of me with a crowtard.

by AlphaMaelstrom January 31, 2010

Choward

To be a chump;coward;chicken

Mr. Chris Palmer described the Israelites as chowards in 1 Samuel 17.

by KK or K-K-K-Kaitlin June 21, 2008

cowtard

A retarded overweight female. (slang)

If ignorance is bliss and gluttony a sin, then cowtards will happily go to hell.

by JJones January 11, 2009

Crowtard

Of or relating to mental retardation, slow, mentally incapable, stupid

“Dumbass failed third grade. He’s such a crowtard.”
“That girls fecal factory is so medic, it’s crowtarded “

by EverydayHeroes November 10, 2020

chewtards

Stupid kool-aid drinkers that work for Chewy.com especially in the Fafilment warehouses the ones that push there upright carts around all day staring at the computer scenes

Those Chewtards won't stop staring, at there computer screen he or she doesn't even see what's going on in the physical world!

by Gunghojoe1776 January 28, 2022