Crontard 

Someone who is hopelessly incompetent when it comes to basic computer tasks.

Not always, but often applies to person(s) born before 1990.

IT guy: Jamie is a complete Crontard. This is the fifth time I have had to walk her through the process of adding contacts into her contact list.

Crontard by EagleAS October 29, 2011

Crottard

Pronounced “cro - tar”, crottard is a word used by French Canadian to describe a dirty person.

Alan: “Do you see that guy ?”
Alex: “Yeah I saw him. Dude he smells bad as fuck! ”
Alan: “Dude, this guy is a real crottard.”

Crottard by Camicow3 April 6, 2019

Crowtard

An act of such exceptional stupidity that it will inspire the intelligent people around to lose their cool and retort in kind.

From the words 'Crowbar' and 'Retard'.

First Example:
"Officer, I didn't mean to hurt him, honestly. He just grabbed a crowtard and came at me, and I had to unleash the beast."

Second Example:
First Guy: You know, I seem to have a specific look that I give people that tells them "I'm going to kill you". I wish I could use it at any time.

Second Guy: I, strangely enough, know that feeling. I can do the creepy face that weirds some people out, and makes some people look at me like I'm insane or just ridiculous, but that heartless 'I really want you dead' look kinda has to be pried out of me with a crowtard.

Crowtard by AlphaMaelstrom January 31, 2010

contarded

Contarded: adjective.
It's the replacement word for retarded, because retarded is an insult to people who have mental retardation. People who are actually retarded feel sad when people use this word to tell others that they are stupid or dumb. So, by using contarded, you wil not insult other people.

"Hey Joe Ike, i thought that hannah montana and miley cyrus were two different people!."

"Ugh, Ricardo! you are so contarded!"

contarded by kathyv May 6, 2010

Contard 

Easily conned or otherwise misled. One who is intentionally ignorant of a larger picture of the world that would include areas of study such as science, economics, or world history. One who easily incorporates slang such as libtard in their vocabulary but who has not taken the time to look up the words liberal or conservative. Someone who embraces religious freedom in America as long as it closely resembles their own. A student of the constitution who has ended their research after the second amendment. Someone who believes that only English should be spoken in America. A consumer that trades at Walmart or Harbor Freight and then blames China for loss of American jobs. A person who believes that wasting the Earths resources, including clean water, clean air, stored carbon, and the genetic diversity of fauna and flora, is a conservative value. An individual who does not believe they are influenced by the history and/or culture of slavery, segregation, or bigotry in America, yet they can fill in the blank of the school yard rhyme ...eeny meany miney mo catch a _____ by the toe.

Use as a noun; The Contard felt comfortable giving the game show host nuclear weapons. Use as a verb; The self titled no spin zone continued the contardification of the electorate while the president elect avoided security briefings and twittered himself with his tiny hands late into the night.

Contard by CapnChaos December 27, 2016

Contard 

Someone who plays consoles and is proud of it. Usually campers who spend all their time playing CoD 4 and Gears of War. Also has an unprofound hate of PC Gaming.

Contard: Man, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is so fucking hard, even on easy mode, imma play some CoD
PC Gamer: Contard.

Contard by PCGaming September 13, 2009

coontard 

An offensive term for one who is half nigger and half retard.

Damn Taint.... you are such a coontard!

coontard by Dirt McGuirt July 2, 2007