clowntaro 

IS A CLOWN!!! A LITERALLY FUCKING CLOWN ! DOES DUMB THINGS BUT IS CUTE 🐷💕AND THAT PINK TIP... GODDDAAMNN... I.. I MEAN THE CLOWN NOSE TIP....

Person 1: who is he?

Person 2: Nah he's a clown call him clowntaro

clowntaro by anonymous November 6, 2022

clontarf 

A clontarf is a feminized liberal male douchebag; a know-it-all phloom who has to have the last word in every conversation; a guy who uses puns, big words, and trivia questions to show everyone how smart he is; a dick weed who always corrects your spelling. Like a black hole, he sucks all other conversation out of the room so that he can only hear himself talk.

See also phloom.

We were laughing our asses off until that clontarf showed up. Fuckin' phloom!

clontarf by Hafsemi Rafsanjani February 28, 2008

clowntard

1. Someone who is so retarded they should not be employed in a supervisory or managerial position but unfortunately for the rest of the world that must interact with them they are.

2. Someone who should only be employed at the circus or as childrens birthday entertainment.

Durkaeric: The question being is....can a 40 Ton counterweight be carried in a half ton pickup truck?

Joe Blow: Durkaeric is a real effin clowntard isn't he!

clowntard by Vagetarian89 November 19, 2010

hungarian clowncar 

It's that thing where you have a bunch of midgets in a gangbang inside of a small european car (country non-specific.)

That taxi ride was such a Hungarian Clowncar, these aren't my shoes?!

hungarian clowncar by XCRRTY October 19, 2013

Clownward

Intro
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah

Chorus
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yеah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yеah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

Verse 1
I'm in the litty committee, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
You're in the shitty committee, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
I'm in the witty committee, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
You're in the titty committee, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
I'm in the bitty ga-bitty, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

Pre-Chorus
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah

Verse 2
I slapped your momma
Oh yeah yeah
She voted for Obama
Oh yeah yeah
You have a pet llama
Chorus
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

Outro
Obama, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Obama, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yo Clownward released a new song and it is fire.

Clownward by Clownward June 20, 2021

clowncar

1. A situation that is irretrievably ridiculous and fucked up.
2. A state of affairs that resembles the concept of dozens of adults dressed in bright colors with synthetic wigs and enormous shoes emerging one by one from an impossibly tiny car
3. A circumstance, incident or person that seems simple from the outside but is in fact vast, labyrinthine, complex and more likely than not, a fiasco.
4. A situation, person or event that is worthy of mockery, scorn or derision.

Clowncar is best used when preceded by a superlative.
Alt spelling: Klownauto.

That outfit he is wearing is so clowncar.

George Bush’s policies regarding Iraq are completely clowncar.

The fact that the case about ‘Bong hits 4 Jesus’ made it to the Supreme Court is absolutely clowncar.

Don’t take the 1 train to Time’s Square. I heard someone jumped in front of the train and it’s a total clowncar down there.

clowncar by amanda boekelheide August 9, 2007

clownfarm 

modern American corporations. their cluelessness and lack of social responsibility makes them fertile breeding grounds for asshats, clowns, idiots. Easily identified by their near complete lack of common sense, ethic or scruples. A definition that goes beyond the more common cubefarm

I worked as am engineer in 3 different auto industry clownfarms over the years. Not a one of them had a clue concerning what they were doing.

Today a business degree no longer guarantees one a job on the clownfarms.

clownfarm by thirdstoned November 2, 2010