a person from the country or backwoodz, usually wearing nascar paraphernalia and/or chewing tobacco. These people are usually mentally retarded or pretty damn close to it. Can be seen in your local walmart or hardware store in their 1978 rust color chevy pickup.
Did you see that guy in the dale jr. sleevless shirt, i couldnt understand a damn thing that clintarded mutha fucka said to me.
by Arich August 22, 2006
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*at a party*
Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.
Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.
Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.
Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.
by yermoom December 13, 2009
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by Brasshouse January 13, 2020
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It's the replacement word for retarded, because retarded is an insult to people who have mental retardation. People who are actually retarded feel sad when people use this word to tell others that they are stupid or dumb. So, by using contarded, you wil not insult other people.
It's the replacement word for retarded, because retarded is an insult to people who have mental retardation. People who are actually retarded feel sad when people use this word to tell others that they are stupid or dumb. So, by using contarded, you wil not insult other people.
"Hey Joe Ike, i thought that hannah montana and miley cyrus were two different people!."
"Ugh, Ricardo! you are so contarded!"
"Ugh, Ricardo! you are so contarded!"
by kathyv May 6, 2010
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-to be contarded you must be in between drunk and high, but without all the stumbling. so dont worry about hooking up with a nasty bitch (ex.katerina).
by vincentttttt April 16, 2008
Get the contarded mug.A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.
by Cantarded child January 8, 2008
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