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A clown and coward

Derogative term to call someone out as a clown, as well as a coward.
"this dude listens to Nav and Logic what a fucking cloward"

"me and so-and-so were clowning around snorting lines of crystal THC laced with donkey pills when Johnny started to bug out"
"Johnny is such a cloward"
Cloward by Psilocybe May 20, 2019
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Name derived from a long line of royal badasses.
You're a Cloward? Right this way.
cloward by Supreme overlord October 13, 2013
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Jerry Saltz is a cloward
Cloward by mayorofglebe666 September 25, 2021

Have at thee, coward! 

Shakespearean for "come at me, bro". Found in Act One of Romeo and Juliet.
Tybalt: Have at thee, coward!

cowardly custard

Another name for a shit-bag. Taken from the lion in The Wizard of Oz
He is a cowardly custard, hiding behind his ebay posting I.D.

culture coward

Typically activists, teachers, and people with letters after their last name who reduce diversity to nothing but skin color.
That social just warrior just used the confused the word immigrant with person of color.

What a culture coward!
culture coward by Cinnabuns January 6, 2022
someone who runs away or abandons his responsibilities or obligations during times of danger, distress, pain, or fear of the unknown; someone whose concern is only for himself
No man abandons his family w/o warning during times of suffering, that is what you call a coward.
coward by Sp1879 September 2, 2016
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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