clothesure 

Da conscious "putting to rest" of your emotional attachment to a nudist camp, enabling you to then "move on with your life" in the normal "fastened together and buttoned-up" garments-wearing world.

My skin-worshiping roommate at da Corpus Christie resort has such a fetish for my bare protoplasm dat he clipped all da buttons off my clothing so dat said garments would "hang open" when I wore them, and so I had to sew 'em all back on again before I could truly get "clothesure" afterwards.

clothesure by QuacksO February 7, 2020

Clothesure 

When you break up with an ex who hates the boaby but loves the Tories, and you FINALLY get your clothes back that they tried to steal.

“Yo Eva, Bulu, and Kate, did you hear about DK’s ex who loves the Tories and tried to steal her clothes?

I did indeed Megs, but that’s old news: she got clothesure last week”

Clothesure by Jimpostor April 17, 2021

clothesurfing 

The movement one does with his/her cellphone, sliding/riding it like a surfboard on his/her clothes, in order to wipe the fingerprints, water drops, sand etc. off the screen and/or the keyboard.

"Dude, you gotta clothesurf your cell, looks way too filthy"

She was so nervous that she kept clothesurfing her iPhone massively during our conversation

clothesurfing by Achilles M. Peklaris January 21, 2011

clothese 

Shitty clothes

Neo, Kayla, Maguire, and Harper wear clothese

clothese by ShittyClothesesWearers April 18, 2018

Pick-clotheseted 

When you are at a party, bar or other social event and your clothes (jacket, scarf, sweatshirt) gets stolen; you got pick-clotheseted.

"Dude, my jacket is totally not here."
"Looks like you got pick-clotheseted, my friend."

Pick-clotheseted by Roseeanna October 26, 2013

clothestrauphobic 

To feel constrained in clothes must be naked.

sam felt clothestrauphobic in her clothes so she got naked

clothestrauphobic by gizmorpheus December 22, 2014

clothestrophobia 

The fear of wearing too tight of clothes, or over-constricting attire. This irrational fear could be due to a variety of reasons including the desire to conform to an urban dress code, or simply due to a low body image.

Jenny: Man, Richie sags his pants constantly! Look at how ghetto he is!
Billy: Yeah, man, he's totally got clothestrophobia. I have never seen him wear proper fitting jeans!

clothestrophobia by Lenny & Bridget December 20, 2008