The fear of wearing too tight of clothes, or over-constricting attire. This irrational fear could be due to a variety of reasons including the desire to conform to an urban dress code, or simply due to a low body image.
Jenny: Man, Richie sags his pants constantly! Look at how ghetto he is!
Billy: Yeah, man, he's totally got clothestrophobia. I have never seen him wear proper fitting jeans!
When one is caught in one's own clothes while trying to put them on or while taking it off.
Person A: Hey, I was stuck in my dress yesterday when I was taking it off. It was quitescary.
Person B: I believe that you're clothestrophobic from that experience.
A fear of clothes. When a person is clothsrophobic, they don't own clothes, they're always naked (they don't care i they have a tiny penis) they don't do school cuz you have to have clothes and they mostly stay inside.
Guy with clothes: Hey, man what's up?
Clothstrophobic person: AHH WTF IS THAT??
Guy with clothes: What are you talking about and why are you naked?
Clothstrophobic person: THE CLOTHES!!
Guy with clothes: What are you talkin-
Clothstrophobic person: AHHHHHHHHHHH (runs away)
Guy with clothes: Huh, must have clothstrophobia.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.