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Definitions by Roseeanna

She liked to keep her chihuahua neat and trimmed. Though sometimes she also let it grow thick and wild.
Chihuahua by Roseeanna December 30, 2019

gherkin dick 

A white boy who thinks he is cultured and woke but is actually an impotent loser with a dick with the shape, size and texture of a gherkin.
That guy you are chatting to on tinder seems like a complete gherkin dick. You can do so much better than that.
gherkin dick by Roseeanna June 6, 2018
When you are feeling both blessed and obsessed with another person
Feeling oblessed with my bae today
Oblessed by Roseeanna August 16, 2017

Pick-clotheseted 

When you are at a party, bar or other social event and your clothes (jacket, scarf, sweatshirt) gets stolen; you got pick-clotheseted.
"Dude, my jacket is totally not here."
"Looks like you got pick-clotheseted, my friend."
Pick-clotheseted by Roseeanna October 26, 2013