Definitions by Roseeanna
gherkin dick
A white boy who thinks he is cultured and woke but is actually an impotent loser with a dick with the shape, size and texture of a gherkin.
That guy you are chatting to on tinder seems like a complete gherkin dick. You can do so much better than that.
gherkin dick by Roseeanna June 6, 2018
Pick-clotheseted
When you are at a party, bar or other social event and your clothes (jacket, scarf, sweatshirt) gets stolen; you got pick-clotheseted.
Pick-clotheseted by Roseeanna October 26, 2013