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Another term for being “the coolest of the posse”, always gets tonnes of bitches and has the mullet hairstyle.
Check out clonko, he’s with another hot chick. I wish we could be like him.
clonko by Clonkobum June 16, 2023
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an idiot; one who thinks he knows, but does not
clonker by paul C November 4, 2003
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Clonkers 

A pair of extremely heavy shoes, ones that make an audible "clonk" sound when you take a step.
Person 1: What is that noise?
Person 2: Becky, you can hear her clonkers from a mile away.
Clonkers by clonkerkid August 29, 2017
Just someone who is fully chonked. a thicc dude who also happens to be in mediocre physical condition.
dude look at that chonko, he thicc as hell but ran a 6:30 mile.
Chonko by AECH.exe January 10, 2020
a common fisherman's phrase to describe something big.
"That fish is a clonker"
Clonker by NAZZER April 18, 2009
to hit with a dull thudding force
yar...you clonked me in the din
clonk by permafrown November 4, 2004

Clongowes Wood college 

Prestigious Jesuit run Boarding school in the Woodlands of Clane Co. Kildare.Boasting past pupils Ciaran " the Kick" Wade, Patrick "the Whale" Durcan", William "great personality" Courtney and Rob Kearney
Clongowes Wood College
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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