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Clonking 

When a person uses big words when they’re talking, most likely to sound smart.
Stewart knew that Gilberto was clonking when he used the wordintellectual’ in his sentence.
Clonking by WeUsedToPlayHouse January 7, 2023
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Clonking 

When you get your bussy pounded so hard you puke all over the bed.

Alternatively, there's another form of Clonking that involves being pounded so hard you cum all over the bed and shit and puke at the same time.
Luci: Dude, I got a harsh Clonking last night.
Quake: Real
Clonking by Lxthargy November 28, 2023

Clonking 

Repeatedly hitting your penis with a hammer/heavy object preferably on an anvil or metal surface
"I'm going to go clonk, Jared."

"I'm clonking right now, Jared."
Clonking by Freak Wizard May 24, 2025

clam clonking 

When two lesbians engage in the scissor formation while bumping uglies. Sound effects are comparable to clicking your tongue.
"Dude, the other night through my wall I could hear Betsy and Ha'Neesha clam clonking"
clam clonking by clonker September 9, 2009

cat clocking 

When you catch an individual looking at you and they immediately look away only to look back at you soon after. A phrase derived from the old fashion cat clocks that would move their eyes from side to side as the seconds went by.
Dennis: " Have you seen who's here at the party?"
Alex: " Yeah man, looks like Torran made it after all"
Dennis: " You think he knows you are here?"
Alex : "Of course he knows I'm here, he's been cat clocking me since I got here. Acting like he hasn't seen me" "He knows he owes me money"
cat clocking by Arthur Justice 2 January 10, 2015

Clocking you 

This occurs when someone follows your typical movements over a period of time as part of a plan, such as an escape or a crime.
The inmates were clocking you and the Sergeant's cell checks to time a drug deal.
Clocking you by I, Wreckerrr March 12, 2021

human cloning 

Artificial reproduction of humans invented by koreans, being the reason why they look exactly like one another.
They look exactly like one another due to human cloning.
human cloning by KoreanCloneWars January 7, 2010
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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