chonked

looking like you are on drugs - high, stoned

dude you look so chonked

by filter2700 August 13, 2007

Chonked

The status of a bikini clad young lady after having been granted an audience with the Lord Chonk. The liaison typically occurs in Lord Chonk's Chonk Bag.

(young Lady) My goodness gracious. I have been well and truly chonked!

(Lord Chonk) You are welcome, my dear. Now vacate my Chonk Bag and head back to the TV studio.

by Granola Boy April 2, 2010

Chonked

When you're so fucking high you can't even function or even eat a goddamn bowl of raisin Bran to your stupid fucking dome

"I just smoked five blunts to the dome, I'm fuckin chonked right now"

by Dankmeemees March 18, 2020

Chonked

Laughing so painfully hard.

I just chonked, that was so funny.

by It's ya boi double b January 21, 2019

Chonked

Chonked; definition; animal growing chonkier; verb; animal existing while being Chonky and gaining more Chonk, the animal has his or her own orbit and all mass is succumbed into the endless chonk.

The frog was chonked.

by Liliya and Grace June 27, 2022

Chonked

Chonked; definition; animal growing chonkier; verb; animal existing while being Chonky and gaining more Chonk, the animal has his own orbit and all mass is succumbed into the endless chonk.

The frog was chonked.

by Liliya and Grace June 27, 2022

chonked in the dot

Literally - fucked in the arse.
Metaphorically - screwed over, cheated

That car service cost me a grand. I got chonked in the dot.

by Sweet Electrical Hum October 18, 2008