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The status of a bikini clad young lady after having been granted an audience with the Lord Chonk. The liaison typically occurs in Lord Chonk's Chonk Bag.
(young Lady) My goodness gracious. I have been well and truly chonked!

(Lord Chonk) You are welcome, my dear. Now vacate my Chonk Bag and head back to the TV studio.
Chonked by Granola Boy April 2, 2010
When you're so fucking high you can't even function or even eat a goddamn bowl of raisin Bran to your stupid fucking dome
"I just smoked five blunts to the dome, I'm fuckin chonked right now"
Chonked by Dankmeemees March 18, 2020
Laughing so painfully hard.
I just chonked, that was so funny.
Chonked by It's ya boi double b January 21, 2019
Chonked; definition; animal growing chonkier; verb; animal existing while being Chonky and gaining more Chonk, the animal has his or her own orbit and all mass is succumbed into the endless chonk.
The frog was chonked.
Chonked by Liliya and Grace June 27, 2022
Chonked; definition; animal growing chonkier; verb; animal existing while being Chonky and gaining more Chonk, the animal has his own orbit and all mass is succumbed into the endless chonk.
The frog was chonked.
Chonked by Liliya and Grace June 27, 2022

chonked in the dot 

Literally - fucked in the arse.
Metaphorically - screwed over, cheated
That car service cost me a grand. I got chonked in the dot.
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