clonked

when youre lit af, drunk or high

yo im so clonked rn

by izzi801 December 12, 2020

clonked out

The past tense of "clonking out" (the state of being very tired or made tired); having fallen into deep sleep.

"Yo, bro! I 'clonked out ' last night!"

"Really?! That's intense!"

"Right?!"

by IolaDavis July 31, 2016

Cloaked Irish Devil

Term used to describe untrustworthy male who frequents bars and alcohol related events but pretends to drink alcohol, or drinks very little, in order to disguise his intentions of taking advantage of vulnerable women or capitalizing on drunkards who gamble.

Joey grew suspicious that the attractive well dressed man was a Cloaked Irish Devil, as he maintained the same bottle of beer for three hours. Irish Devil

by Sacramento Solon December 17, 2016

Clocked

Predominantly used in London.
To 'clock' is: to realise, to catch on, to notice.

1.) Shit! he clocked that i stole his phone.
2.) She clocked that something was wrong.

by martelldesu March 19, 2015

Conked

When you smoke so much weed that you have to look on urban dictionary to define how extremely high you are.

"Dude, I'm so Conked right now."

"Who are you??"

"Hopscotch."

by Battle-Cat March 6, 2010

clocked-up

Busy.

Dude, I'd love to help you jack that car... but I'm totally clocked-up

by lopht January 19, 2009

conked

to pass out or sleep

After the party, everyone conked out and didn't stay up past 2 am.

by DavidA January 30, 2006