clonked 

when youre lit af, drunk or high

yo im so clonked rn

clonked by izzi801 December 12, 2020

clonked out 

The past tense of "clonking out" (the state of being very tired or made tired); having fallen into deep sleep.

"Yo, bro! I 'clonked out ' last night!"

"Really?! That's intense!"

"Right?!"

clonked out by IolaDavis July 31, 2016

Cloaked Irish Devil 

Term used to describe untrustworthy male who frequents bars and alcohol related events but pretends to drink alcohol, or drinks very little, in order to disguise his intentions of taking advantage of vulnerable women or capitalizing on drunkards who gamble.

Joey grew suspicious that the attractive well dressed man was a Cloaked Irish Devil, as he maintained the same bottle of beer for three hours. Irish Devil

Cloaked Irish Devil by Sacramento Solon December 17, 2016

Clocked

Predominantly used in London.
To 'clock' is: to realise, to catch on, to notice.

1.) Shit! he clocked that i stole his phone.
2.) She clocked that something was wrong.

Clocked by martelldesu March 19, 2015

Conked 

When you smoke so much weed that you have to look on urban dictionary to define how extremely high you are.

"Dude, I'm so Conked right now."

"Who are you??"

"Hopscotch."

Conked by Battle-Cat March 6, 2010

clocked-up 

Busy.

Dude, I'd love to help you jack that car... but I'm totally clocked-up

clocked-up by lopht January 19, 2009

conked 

to pass out or sleep

After the party, everyone conked out and didn't stay up past 2 am.

conked by DavidA January 30, 2006