clonk

to hit with a dull thudding force

yar...you clonked me in the din

by permafrown November 5, 2004

clonk

a word to represent unity and friendship amongst thoses who feel excluded from modern social interactions

Clonk.

by Whiskerandough April 20, 2019

Clonk

Cocaine

Steve: “Bro, come test this clonk I just got!”
Jack: “Oof man I’m still clonked from the last lines..”
Steve: “Come on.. It’s almost clonk’o’clock!”

by December 17, 2019

Clonk

An awesome 2D splitscreen game.

We played clonk until the morning.

by Karvman January 11, 2007

clonk

Another word for or synonym for the word "bong". Meaning just kidding, or "NOT!". Also can be used in place of PWN3D during online gaming.

Wow, I really just clonked the shit out of that pussy ass n00b cunt bitch dick.

by JDig April 25, 2008

clonke

A clonke is someone that’s a silly person.

“hey josh you’re such a clonke”
“no you adam!”

by bxguette October 13, 2020

Clonk

Clonking is the new word for Masterbating or the gay word used by homosexuals "fapping" clonking originates from Vagipe when 2 lonely guys got bored of hearing the word Fap and decied clonk was better as used by "-Upyr-" and "CGE (coolestGuyEver221"

Man im sooo hard right now im gnna go Clonk along to that girl Cookie while -Upyr- joins me :)

by CoolestGuyEver221 November 25, 2009