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Being a Clown and a Monkey both metaphorically and literally.

You little Clonkey, you failed the Clonkey Check.

Clonkey by clonkey March 26, 2020

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Clonkey

It is a cross between calling someone a Clown and a Donkey. Used in a negative way towards someone so stupid you can't decide whether to call them a Fuckin' Clown or a Fuckin' Donkey.

That fuckin' guy's such a clonkey. Plural - Her and her whole crew are a bunch of clonkies.

Clonkey by JMForReal April 26, 2013

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Related Words

Clonkey • clonker • chonkey • conkey • Clonky • Cronkey • Cloney • clonke • Chonkey Horse • cloakey

Cloney Swear

The most powerful swear known to man that can only be done between two clones

"Cloney Swear you will never tell anyone this?"
"I Cloney Swear I won't"

Cloney Swear by Olau Alexa Clone April 14, 2022

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cloakey

a call of duty feeder most well known for his 6 pack abs and monumental amount of swag. many people are jealous of his overall greatness as a person and he is just a cool person!!

wow that guy over there has so much swag hes almost as swagged out as cloakey but thats not possible

cloakey by swagdaddy469 February 10, 2013

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clonker

an idiot; one who thinks he knows, but does not

Jesus, you are a right clonker

clonker by paul C November 4, 2003

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Clonkers

A pair of extremely heavy shoes, ones that make an audible "clonk" sound when you take a step.

Person 1: What is that noise?
Person 2: Becky, you can hear her clonkers from a mile away.

Clonkers by clonkerkid August 29, 2017

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Clonker

a common fisherman's phrase to describe something big.

"That fish is a clonker"

Clonker by NAZZER April 18, 2009

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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