Clonkey

Being a Clown and a Monkey both metaphorically and literally.

You little Clonkey, you failed the Clonkey Check.

Clonkey by clonkey March 26, 2020

Clonkey

It is a cross between calling someone a Clown and a Donkey. Used in a negative way towards someone so stupid you can't decide whether to call them a Fuckin' Clown or a Fuckin' Donkey.

That fuckin' guy's such a clonkey. Plural - Her and her whole crew are a bunch of clonkies.

Clonkey by JMForReal April 26, 2013

Cloney Swear

The most powerful swear known to man that can only be done between two clones

"Cloney Swear you will never tell anyone this?"
"I Cloney Swear I won't"

Cloney Swear by Olau Alexa Clone April 14, 2022

cloakey

a call of duty feeder most well known for his 6 pack abs and monumental amount of swag. many people are jealous of his overall greatness as a person and he is just a cool person!!

wow that guy over there has so much swag hes almost as swagged out as cloakey but thats not possible

cloakey by swagdaddy469 February 10, 2013

clonker 

an idiot; one who thinks he knows, but does not

Jesus, you are a right clonker

clonker by paul C November 4, 2003

Clonkers 

A pair of extremely heavy shoes, ones that make an audible "clonk" sound when you take a step.

Person 1: What is that noise?
Person 2: Becky, you can hear her clonkers from a mile away.

Clonkers by clonkerkid August 29, 2017

Clonker 

a common fisherman's phrase to describe something big.

"That fish is a clonker"

Clonker by NAZZER April 18, 2009