Clonkers 

A pair of extremely heavy shoes, ones that make an audible "clonk" sound when you take a step.

Person 1: What is that noise?
Person 2: Becky, you can hear her clonkers from a mile away.

Clonkers by clonkerkid August 29, 2017

Clonkers 

A pair of shit shoes, trainers, sneakers, pumps, plimsoles, boots or sandals. Pritty much any bad footwear that either look ridiculous or have a shit brand name like a pair of 'Mercury Bravados' or 'Denver Destroyers'. Normally worn by a poor middle aged man who tries to look cool but fails epically.

Look at that guy over there, he's wearing a pair of clonkers.

Clonkers by FisherFitzpatricks April 20, 2011

Clonkers 

A woman with “big ‘ol titts” or a man with big man titts.

Dam she has some big clonkers you know hehe. Or hey Jimmy you got some big clonkers you go to the gym?

Clonkers by CrowXwinZ November 28, 2022

Clonkers 

Clonkers are some big ass shoes that a Uptight idiot wears.

Damn dude look at the dumb ass wearing clonkers what a idiot.

Clonkers by Gunsdontkilpep October 25, 2017

Suck My Clinkers 

A lovely way to tell someone to suck your dry hairy balls

Boddy: Dave, you bellend! This brew taste likes shit!!
Dave: why don't you Suck My Clinkers

Suck My Clinkers by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

r/chonkers 

A subreddit dedicated to abusing animals by overfeeding them

Josh:Yo dude look at this cat I found on r/chonkers
Tyrone:Bro that cat isn't even alive

r/chonkers by BootlegMario September 13, 2020

r/chonkers 

A subreddit comprised of people who commit animal cruelty and over-feed their pets, and will ban you on the spot if you even dare to suggest they are abusing their pets.

The content on the subreddit mainly features morbidly obese animals. These animals are most likely living miserable lives and they need to immediately be sent to a competent owner who can get them the help they need.

The subreddit claims to be against animal cruelty and promotes feeding your pet a reasonable amount, but that argument gets immediately thrown out the window when you either get banned for calling them out or you just look at any image on the site.

These animal abusers will brush off any criticism and say “but he’s on a diet” or “don’t tell me how to take care of my pet” and will be followed by an army of neckbeards getting you banned from the site.

Redditor: Look at my cat, he’s such a heckin chonker!
Reasonable person: Dude, you need to stop feeding him so much, look at him!
Redditor: Oh, look at him trying to walk! He can’t walk properly because he’s such a chonker!
Reasonable person: I’m gonna call the fucking cops if you keep this up!
Redditor: His breathing all short good because he’s a big heckin chonker! You’re gonna get me SO MUCH karma on r/chonkers!!1!

r/chonkers by Error451 September 30, 2020