clonk 

to hit with a dull thudding force

yar...you clonked me in the din

clonk by permafrown November 4, 2004

clonk 

a word to represent unity and friendship amongst thoses who feel excluded from modern social interactions

Clonk.

clonk by Whiskerandough April 19, 2019

Clonk 

Cocaine

Steve: “Bro, come test this clonk I just got!”
Jack: “Oof man I’m still clonked from the last lines..”
Steve: “Come on.. It’s almost clonk’o’clock!”

Clonk by anonymous December 17, 2019

Clonk 

An awesome 2D splitscreen game.

We played clonk until the morning.

Clonk by Karvman December 12, 2008

clonk 

Another word for or synonym for the word "bong". Meaning just kidding, or "NOT!". Also can be used in place of PWN3D during online gaming.

Wow, I really just clonked the shit out of that pussy ass n00b cunt bitch dick.

clonk by JDig April 25, 2008

Clonk 

Clonking is the new word for Masterbating or the gay word used by homosexuals "fapping" clonking originates from Vagipe when 2 lonely guys got bored of hearing the word Fap and decied clonk was better as used by "-Upyr-" and "CGE (coolestGuyEver221"

Man im sooo hard right now im gnna go Clonk along to that girl Cookie while -Upyr- joins me :)

Clonk by CoolestGuyEver221 November 24, 2009

Clonk 

To thicken; thick

"I just gotta clonk this batter up a bit."

"Damn girl, your ass is lookin so clonk!"

Clonk by TheNewShakespear July 25, 2022