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an idiot; one who thinks he knows, but does not
by paul C November 04, 2003
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Damn that was a steezy ass kickflip son!
by niggaliciouszor April 29, 2007
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A pair of extremely heavy shoes, ones that make an audible "clonk" sound when you take a step.
Person 1: What is that noise?
Person 2: Becky, you can hear her clonkers from a mile away.
by clonkerkid August 29, 2017
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A pair of shit shoes, trainers, sneakers, pumps, plimsoles, boots or sandals. Pritty much any bad footwear that either look ridiculous or have a shit brand name like a pair of 'Mercury Bravados' or 'Denver Destroyers'. Normally worn by a poor middle aged man who tries to look cool but fails epically.
Look at that guy over there, he's wearing a pair of clonkers.
by FisherFitzpatricks April 02, 2011
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Clonker, someone who clonks.
What fucking clonker man
Look at that group of clonkers
by Iriserhi November 19, 2019
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