clonker

an idiot; one who thinks he knows, but does not

Jesus, you are a right clonker

by paul C November 4, 2003

Clonker

a common fisherman's phrase to describe something big.

"That fish is a clonker"

by NAZZER April 18, 2009

Clonker

Clonker, someone who clonks.

What fucking clonker man
Or
Look at that group of clonkers

by Iriserhi November 19, 2019

clonker

finger

drunken english bastardization, from the english word 'finger'

I just wanna clink clonkers.

by Desmond Houghton III November 8, 2004

Clonker

Big fat Cock

You have a Clonker

by erhgz January 6, 2015

clonker

clonker is really powerful shot. like u clonk that shit to the moon and back.

wow, your really clonk that shit
my bad it was clonker

by sebastienkoffi November 21, 2021

Clonker

Clonker (noun) – A person who deliberately avoids using artificial intelligence (AI) in everyday life, work, or creativity.
Often prefers traditional methods and values human thought over machine suggestions.

“You still write by hand? What are you, some kind of clonker?”
“Yup. I’m keeping my brain 100% AI-free.”

by Clonkist October 14, 2025