cloddle
When you need a shit so you clench your ass cheeks and waddle to the toilet. It is a mix of the words clench and waddle.
cloddle by Lilliablack25 October 29, 2021
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cloddle • coddle • Choddle • Cloodle • Coddler • cluddle • coddletwat • croddle • choddle hoddle • choddler
tele-coddle
Using cell phone or land line to comfort or remove age appropriate responsibility from another - generally a son or daughter who would benefit from learning to deal with adversity without parental intervention. Similar in approach to e-coddle but more interactive and often involves the parent/coddler demanding to speak with another adult or organizational representative who is not performing as the child (and parent) would like.
Nicole's mom could not help but call and tele-coddle her when she saw that Nicole looked unhappy in the on-line camp pictures.
tele-coddle by Tim Wentworth September 28, 2008
cloudless
Dave: I'm having so much trouble storing pictures on these floppy discs.
Jay: Why don't you store them in the cloud?
Dave: They might get wet.
Jay: Damn, you're cloudless and clueless.
Jay: Why don't you store them in the cloud?
Dave: They might get wet.
Jay: Damn, you're cloudless and clueless.
cloudless by Your Eminence December 15, 2014
Choddle
Choddle by Jay and Luke March 17, 2008
coddle sesh
n.
a session of coddleing. sometimes on a friends couch. sometimes involving feelsy upsies and may lead to sticky insies when the proper coddle technique is applied.
a session of coddleing. sometimes on a friends couch. sometimes involving feelsy upsies and may lead to sticky insies when the proper coddle technique is applied.
coddle sesh by yea bro August 10, 2007
cloodle
Sherry wanted to try something kinky so she tied her boyfriend to the bed and took a feather duster to his cloodle.
cloodle by The'A'Team April 8, 2014
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