cloddle

When you need a shit so you clench your ass cheeks and waddle to the toilet. It is a mix of the words clench and waddle.

Lillia: I need a shit
Beth, jony and izzie: look at her cloddle!!

by Lilliablack25 October 29, 2021

coddlesip

Sucking someone's penis while they are cumming

I coddlesiped my lover.

by Elikool1234567890 November 25, 2016

tele-coddle

Using cell phone or land line to comfort or remove age appropriate responsibility from another - generally a son or daughter who would benefit from learning to deal with adversity without parental intervention. Similar in approach to e-coddle but more interactive and often involves the parent/coddler demanding to speak with another adult or organizational representative who is not performing as the child (and parent) would like.

Nicole's mom could not help but call and tele-coddle her when she saw that Nicole looked unhappy in the on-line camp pictures.

by Tim Wentworth September 28, 2008

cloudless

Someone who either refuses to or can't figure out how to use "The Cloud".

Dave: I'm having so much trouble storing pictures on these floppy discs.
Jay: Why don't you store them in the cloud?
Dave: They might get wet.
Jay: Damn, you're cloudless and clueless.

by Your Eminence December 15, 2014

Choddle

The act of having ones chode yodeled.

That chick gives some good choddle.

by Jay and Luke March 17, 2008

coddle sesh

n.

a session of coddleing. sometimes on a friends couch. sometimes involving feelsy upsies and may lead to sticky insies when the proper coddle technique is applied.

we had a nice little coddle sesh, but i didnt stick it in.

by yea bro August 10, 2007

cloodle

The space between your asshole and your tailbone.

Sherry wanted to try something kinky so she tied her boyfriend to the bed and took a feather duster to his cloodle.

by The'A'Team April 8, 2014