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coddletwat by Albert Raineer December 24, 2007
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cockletwat
Cock-L'-Twat n. (also verb, i.e. cockletwatery- the act of being a cockletwat). A cockletwat is a typically person whose reluctance to perform an action makes them both disagreeable (cock, see dick) and timid (twat, see pussy.)
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Coddletard
Someone who has been coddled by their parents to the point where the ability to function in society has been retarded.
I asked Jen to light the candles. She said "I don't know how to use a lighter". She was a real coddletard.
I asked Jen to put he candles on the guests tables. She replied, "I am too embarrassed to put the candles on the tables". Coddletard.
I asked Jen to put he candles on the guests tables. She replied, "I am too embarrassed to put the candles on the tables". Coddletard.
Coddletard by JonnyComment September 8, 2013
Coddleswab
*Tomfoolery/chaos or a bundle/bunch of nonsense. May be an act.
*A foolish or gullible and otherwise easily manipulated person
Can be used loosely in terms like: Coddleswab/Coddleswabbery/Coddleswabber/Coddleswabler/SwabberCobbler/CobbleSobble etc.
Maybe I dont feel like writing a defintion for every use of it 😳
*A foolish or gullible and otherwise easily manipulated person
Can be used loosely in terms like: Coddleswab/Coddleswabbery/Coddleswabber/Coddleswabler/SwabberCobbler/CobbleSobble etc.
Maybe I dont feel like writing a defintion for every use of it 😳
"What a bunch of coddleswab/coddleswabbery!"
"Why good sir, my shoe is not untied! Do you take me for a Coddleswabber/Coddleswabler?"
"Why good sir, my shoe is not untied! Do you take me for a Coddleswabber/Coddleswabler?"
Coddleswab by antfucker98 February 12, 2020
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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bullshot
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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