coddletwat

A real piece of shit. Someone who has managed to become double as toolish as a normal fuckwad.

Jesus Christ, Ronald was such a coddletwat when he tried to steal my dog.

by Albert Raineer December 24, 2007

cockletwat

Cock-L'-Twat n. (also verb, i.e. cockletwatery- the act of being a cockletwat). A cockletwat is a typically person whose reluctance to perform an action makes them both disagreeable (cock, see dick) and timid (twat, see pussy.)

Dude, c'mon. Stop being such a cockletwat. Let's go to that party instead of staying in tonight.

by p8ntbol18 January 1, 2008

Coddletard

Someone who has been coddled by their parents to the point where the ability to function in society has been retarded.

I asked Jen to light the candles. She said "I don't know how to use a lighter". She was a real coddletard.

I asked Jen to put he candles on the guests tables. She replied, "I am too embarrassed to put the candles on the tables". Coddletard.

by JonnyComment September 8, 2013

Coddleswab

*Tomfoolery/chaos or a bundle/bunch of nonsense. May be an act.
*A foolish or gullible and otherwise easily manipulated person

Can be used loosely in terms like: Coddleswab/Coddleswabbery/Coddleswabber/Coddleswabler/SwabberCobbler/CobbleSobble etc.

Maybe I dont feel like writing a defintion for every use of it 😳

"What a bunch of coddleswab/coddleswabbery!"

"Why good sir, my shoe is not untied! Do you take me for a Coddleswabber/Coddleswabler?"

by antfucker98 February 12, 2020