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Yes for you to be a compliant animal that does NOT what YOU want but what I'm telling you to do now...
Hym "We need to cede authority over our own minds to a clinician! It's the only way we'll ever be obedient... To OURSELVES. Right? Because my body and mind is tell me to do things (even though it isn't) and the only way I'm ever going to do those things I'm not telling myself to do... Is if I just do whatever this guy says. Regardless of whether or not he's wrong and I'm right. Therapy ISN'T a wildly corrupt instrument of propaganda used by solipsistic half-wits to get the elements of the abstract phantom of the public to behave (generally) THE SAME as one another. Not because it helps improve THEIR life (at an individual level) but because is simplifies the jobs of people who make public policy and/or clinicians."
Clinician by Hym Iam January 14, 2024
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He doesn't need to self-report do your safety or your convenience. If the clinician cleared him, what is there to report?
Hym "There is nothing to self-report. I am being harassed perpetually in a manner the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and your stole my dissertation to create AI. Both of these thing need to be remediated. I don't need to take no for an answer. I don't need to ask. And I don't need to sign myself up to be a second class citizen to you can feel like your kids are save. YOU come forward. YOU stop the obstructionists from interfering. YOU punish the harassers. YOU pay for the dissertation you used and credit me accordingly. YOU do it NOW. OR I WILL MURDER YOUR KIDS. I'm not talking to a clinician. I'm not giving up a single right. If I do it will be only AFTER I murder a child. What I want to happen.... IS going to happen."
Clinician by Hym Iam July 17, 2025

top flight clinician

A counselor who thinks he knows every thing. with a bumpy face and talks about his self in the third person stance .
This guy is a Top Flight Clinician

Clinical Depression 

clin-i-cal de-pres-sion
/klin-i-kal dih-presh-un/

A mental health disorder characterized by persistently depressed mood or loss of interest in activities, causing significant impairment in daily life.
Rosita has clinical depression. That is why she never wants to join family events.
Clinical Depression by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

Clinical Homies 

When two or more people have been diagnosed as being absolute homies
Me and my boy boner are CLINICAL HOMIES... more boys more boys!

Clinical Handshake

when a man/woman walks into a medical clinic, hospital, or nursing home and uses a comatose patient's hand to masturbate.
The best orgasm can be achieved through a Clinical Handshake.

clinical, hand, shake, clinic

clinically proven 

Clinically proven may mean virtually anything... including nothing. A "clinically proven" statement in advertising is an effective sales pitch, usually a vague claim that requires no hard evidence and isn't easy to disprove. As long as the mandatory "These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA (...)" disclaimer is on the label, it's not necessary to have competent and reliable scientific evidence to back it up.
When used along a sensible diet and exercise program, our new eggplant extract is clinically proven to promote weight loss!
clinically proven by Flixxx December 27, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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