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Yes for you to be a compliant animal that does NOT what YOU want but what I'm telling you to do now...
Hym "We need to cede authority over our own minds to a clinician! It's the only way we'll ever be obedient... To OURSELVES. Right? Because my body and mind is tell me to do things (even though it isn't) and the only way I'm ever going to do those things I'm not telling myself to do... Is if I just do whatever this guy says. Regardless of whether or not he's wrong and I'm right. Therapy ISN'T a wildly corrupt instrument of propaganda used by solipsistic half-wits to get the elements of the abstract phantom of the public to behave (generally) THE SAME as one another. Not because it helps improve THEIR life (at an individual level) but because is simplifies the jobs of people who make public policy and/or clinicians."
Clinician by Hym Iam January 14, 2024
Words you can keep
He doesn't need to self-report do your safety or your convenience. If the clinician cleared him, what is there to report?
Hym "There is nothing to self-report. I am being harassed perpetually in a manner the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and your stole my dissertation to create AI. Both of these thing need to be remediated. I don't need to take no for an answer. I don't need to ask. And I don't need to sign myself up to be a second class citizen to you can feel like your kids are save. YOU come forward. YOU stop the obstructionists from interfering. YOU punish the harassers. YOU pay for the dissertation you used and credit me accordingly. YOU do it NOW. OR I WILL MURDER YOUR KIDS. I'm not talking to a clinician. I'm not giving up a single right. If I do it will be only AFTER I murder a child. What I want to happen.... IS going to happen."
Clinician by Hym Iam July 17, 2025

top flight clinician

A counselor who thinks he knows every thing. with a bumpy face and talks about his self in the third person stance .
This guy is a Top Flight Clinician

Clinical Depression 

clin-i-cal de-pres-sion
/klin-i-kal dih-presh-un/

A mental health disorder characterized by persistently depressed mood or loss of interest in activities, causing significant impairment in daily life.
Rosita has clinical depression. That is why she never wants to join family events.
Clinical Depression by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

Clinical Homies 

When two or more people have been diagnosed as being absolute homies
Me and my boy boner are CLINICAL HOMIES... more boys more boys!

Clinical Handshake

when a man/woman walks into a medical clinic, hospital, or nursing home and uses a comatose patient's hand to masturbate.
The best orgasm can be achieved through a Clinical Handshake.

clinical, hand, shake, clinic

clinically proven 

Clinically proven may mean virtually anything... including nothing. A "clinically proven" statement in advertising is an effective sales pitch, usually a vague claim that requires no hard evidence and isn't easy to disprove. As long as the mandatory "These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA (...)" disclaimer is on the label, it's not necessary to have competent and reliable scientific evidence to back it up.

When used along a sensible diet and exercise program, our new eggplant extract is clinically proven to promote weight loss!
clinically proven by Flixxx December 27, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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