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Going home from the bar alone, without picking up a girl, hence 'dick in hand.'
"I got shot down ten times last night, so I went to bed DIH again."
by Robertino October 15, 2005
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No Bull Shit, and old hacker acronym which is usually used to signify that the talk will be serious.
User: I need to talk to you, NBS.
User2: ESAD, Noob.
by Heko July 17, 2004
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Acronym for "dick in hand", used to refer to something that's sexually arousing.
Dez: I've slathered myself in chocolate and I'm waiting for you in the bed.
Larry: DIH.
by Established October 03, 2005
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When you are caught in the act of masturbation. (Dick in hand) usually happens by a close relative.
Oh dude, I was jerking off when my mom walked in on me D.I.H.
by McBones June 04, 2010
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Acronym for "Dick In Hand", meaning undesirably idle because you lack something needed to complete a task.
You'd better these computers fixed by the time my shift is back from lunch or else I'm going to have 600 workers standing here DIH.
by KenTheDefiner August 26, 2015
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Die in Hell

Expression used to wish death to someone
Stfu n00b, dih.

Yes im a nerd, but i will dih.
by HaWk [iTa] February 29, 2008
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