Urban Dictionary: dih

Top definition

Going home from the bar alone, without picking up a girl, hence 'dick in hand.'

"I got shot down ten times last night, so I went to bed DIH again."

by Robertino October 15, 2005

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by Francesco II March 20, 2021

Acronym for "dick in hand", used to refer to something that's sexually arousing.

Dez: I've slathered myself in chocolate and I'm waiting for you in the bed.
Larry: DIH.

by Established October 03, 2005

When you are caught in the act of masturbation. (Dick in hand) usually happens by a close relative.

Oh dude, I was jerking off when my mom walked in on me D.I.H.

by McBones June 04, 2010

Acronym for "Dick In Hand", meaning undesirably idle because you lack something needed to complete a task.

You'd better these computers fixed by the time my shift is back from lunch or else I'm going to have 600 workers standing here DIH.

by KenTheDefiner August 26, 2015

Die in Hell

Expression used to wish death to someone

Stfu n00b, dih.

Yes im a nerd, but i will dih.

by HaWk [iTa] February 29, 2008

I was peeing, and I turned around, DIH.

by dirtybittt January 07, 2011