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Clingon Stage 5 

When you pick up the fattest girl of the night and she wants to become your girlfriend.
Heidi had her sights on Brad as her next boyfriend victim. He didn't want any girl that was needy or on Clingon Stage 5.
Clingon Stage 5 by will bitten August 26, 2017

class-5 clinger 

a person who has obtained the highest level of cling; one who clings at all costs.
The bitch we met at that party is a class-5 clinger and will not leave me alone.

clinge binge 

To have sexual intercourse with many women in a short period of time
Johnny: Hey, what are you up to tonight?
Will: Going out for a clinge binge!
Johnny: Niceeee!
clinge binge by IamSUPERhoe October 2, 2009
Holding on to; Carrying. Particularly used with currency. Prevalent in the Nottingham area of UK and the Midlands.
Guy 1: Ay-up mate! How's a visit to the local with me and Charlie?
Guy 2: I wish I could catch ya, but yesterday some dodgy chav pinched my wallet after fry-up.
Guy 1: Naff. How much do you suppose you were holding?
Guy 2: Peanuts mostly, bar I was clingin' a tenner in my side pouch.
Guy 1: Brilliant. a tenner is enough for a bevvy or two.
Guy 2: Forgive me, but I drained it on a cuppa for me and Harry this morning.
Guy 1: Shame. Give us a bell if you find a couple quid.
Guy 2: I'm easy, moreover BGT is on channel 23 tonight.
Clingin' by JammyJonny September 10, 2016

Billary Clinger 

An individual who is unable or unwilling to acknowledge that Hillary Clinton lost the 2016 Presidential election, according to the explicit, published rules. See: Billary, bitter clinger.
Person 1: "Hillary Clinton is our legitimate President because she won the popular vote!"

Person 2: "Look, we all know you're a Billary Clinger, but that's not how the election works."

Stage 5 Clinger

When you start dating someone and they end up being a total STALKER and CLINGY. They often start slowly and work their way up to letting you know they are a Stage 5 Clinger.
1. They will begin by being sweet to you and calling you. Everything will seem perfectly fine,
you will think 'WOW I have an Amazing Gf/Bf.
2. Suddenly they begin by asking you "WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER MY TEXT!"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME BACK!"
"WHERE ARE YOU!"
3. They can also be very DEADLY to You or Themselves.
(They might even hurt themselves if you don't break it off early enough.)
"He's acting like a Stage 5 Clinger, One moment he's leaving me alone and then the next moment he's threatening me because I didn't text him back. HELP ME!"
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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