Clingon

A humanoid species from a galaxy far, far away, which has come to our planet to form relationships with individual humans and refuses to leave, no matter how often it is given hints or flat out told to do so.
My ex-boyfriend won't stop calling me to "hang out" and talk about how depressed he is. What a Clingon. Yeah, with a 'c.' Cry me a river.
by Emblem Parade August 31, 2005
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Clingon

A needy person who texts you way too many times to the point of psychotic behavior. These people will also call your cell phone, home, place of employment and will block their number hoping you will answer them. They won't take "no" for an answer and rationalize their needy behavior.
You go to the movies with a friend and you tell your boyfriend or girlfriend. When you get out of the movie, you check your phone and there are 5 missed calls and 15 text messages.

Your friend sees this and says "Omg we were only at the movies for 2 hours. He's such a Clingon!"
by Catastr0fc September 22, 2013
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Clingons---Those little pieces of shit that remains on your ass after you wipe yourself.
Take the tolet paper and circle uranus with it and search for clingons!
by vernon dutton January 22, 2004
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fecal particles which cling to bottox hair after excretion
These slingons sure make my pants lumpy
by will grasmick February 10, 2003
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Any debris that clings to the hair around one’s asshole. This could include, but not limited to: poop, cotton balls from underwear, other ass crack hair that tangles in on itself, etc… It is synonymous with DINGLE-BERRY
Before sixty-nine, it is good hygene to wash your ass of all CLINGONS.
by Drew October 20, 2004
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A person who you have no real personal relationship with and yet follows you around as if you had them on a leash.
"you know that kid who just showed up one day and never left"?

"oh ya the clingon, lol"
by Richard Malenfant May 13, 2007
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when you have had a turd and don't wipe ya botty properly
i just had a crap and i have found a dirty ole cliggon
by whinney the poo August 08, 2003
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