clinging 

a sexual act whereby one places cling film over their partners face and proceeds to defacate prefusely onto the cling film; with all sensations maintained e.g. warmth, texture, weight, visability etc without any of the unsightly aftermath. This is useful to those unexperienced in brown love but acts as a handy tool in their sexual games.

" steven, you know that sexual technique you suggested last tuesday, what was it called again "
" i believe it was clinging wendy, all the sensations of brown love minus the mess! "
" well....are you busy now "
" they don't call me steven the clinging bastard nothing sweet cheeks "

clinging by suckmyfingers69 January 31, 2009

clinging poo 

It's simply this. It is shit that does not come off your butt hole. You know how sometimes there is that little piece of shit that just wont come off well now there is a name for it. You have to just wiggle your ass a little to get it off or simply grap a piece of toilet paper and grab the poo and put it in the toilet (2 squares for best results.) If it does not come off then call a doctor ASAP.

Little tiny piece of shit like lets say the size of a golf ball that doesnt come off.

clinging poo by Ryan Moynihan May 20, 2005

Clinging Fuck 

This one 'friend' who everyone has, that has nothing profund, interesting, or funny to say, that follows you and your friends around generally spewing pointless, boring, stupid, bullcrap, and though you ignore him this clinging fuck persists in trying to engage in your social endeavours as if anyone gave a fuck. Though you shout at this dick and tell him to fuck off and hang out with the other crayon class kids, he'll go off crying and come back to apologize to you, but then continue to be a CLINGING FUCK. Everybody knows one of these asshats, but. If you don't...
IT'S YOU!

Clinging Fuck: Hey I saw a cat earlier. Cats are like little tigers. HAHAHAHA!

Human: STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! YOU UNDERSTAND? STAY AWAY UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR LUNGS WHERE YOUR MOUTH USED TO BE AND YOUR TEETH EMBEDDED IN YOUR BALLS!

Clinging Fuck: Haha, you always joke around!

Human: *commits suicide*

Clinging Fuck by Mr. Hugh G. Rection Phd March 1, 2014

clunging gobshite 

when the streamer man gives bad advice

vincent told the chat member a load of clunging gobshite

clunging gobshite by binslop March 22, 2021

foot clunging 

to stick ones foot up a womans clunge (vagina/minge/clout/pussy/fuckhole). usually resulting in a sticky foot, a monster orgasm and a pussy that resembles a hippos yawn.

"oh we tried foot clunging last night it was class!"

foot clunging by wastedwill December 31, 2011

inwardly cringing 

When you feel your stomach turn, that it's a silent cringe just not on your face.

I'm inwardly cringing at that photo of us back in high school. So embarrassing!

inwardly cringing by r333k0 September 15, 2011

penny chinging 

the act of shaking your great British pennies whilst they are loose in a clear tub so they make a chinging noise

pennychinging

lewis: max are those pennys unchinged

max: what? *looks over confused*
*lewis runs at the pennies and proceeds to ching them*

penny chinging

penny chinging by muph September 2, 2021